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401(jk)
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What all of our 401(k) retirement plans became after the collapse of the global finance industry.
fohr-oh-wuhn-jey-key
–noun
What all of our 401(k) retirement plans became after the collapse of the global finance industry.
Benjamin:
Shaniqua, why on earth have you closed your 401(k)? Don't you want to retire someday?
Shaniqua:
Bitch, listen up. When those motha fuckas on wall street fucked all this shit up, my 401(k) suddenly became a 401(jk). So instead of getting my vaseline and straight razors and shanking them like Tyrone wanted me to, Im just taking all of my lettuce and hiding it in my mattress like the G-Unit did back in during the Great Depression. MMMMMM-KAAAAAY?
Benjamin:
Well Shaniqua, I think that may have been a very wise move on your part when one considers the volatility of the financial markets and any formal investment. Yes, I think I will also close my 401(jk) and look for alternative savings opportunities outside the sphere of the banking and financial industry.
Shaniqua, why on earth have you closed your 401(k)? Don't you want to retire someday?
Shaniqua:
Bitch, listen up. When those motha fuckas on wall street fucked all this shit up, my 401(k) suddenly became a 401(jk). So instead of getting my vaseline and straight razors and shanking them like Tyrone wanted me to, Im just taking all of my lettuce and hiding it in my mattress like the G-Unit did back in during the Great Depression. MMMMMM-KAAAAAY?
Benjamin:
Well Shaniqua, I think that may have been a very wise move on your part when one considers the volatility of the financial markets and any formal investment. Yes, I think I will also close my 401(jk) and look for alternative savings opportunities outside the sphere of the banking and financial industry.
401(jk) by disillusionedinvestor March 2, 2009
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401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan
Turn 18. Make a back injury/psychiatric disability claim with SSI. Sell weed and narcotics out of you trailer for extra income. Treat the emergency room like a doctors' office for your many abscesses you will get from injecting drugs. Have many kids you can't afford for the tax advantages. Never work, act entitled the rest of your life while taxpayers with real jobs support your lifestyle. Oh, and have a bunch of tattoos but claim your afraid of needles when it's time to get a life saving antibiotic IV while on vacation in the Hyatt ..(the hospital).......
Hey Craig, hows Matt doing these days? I think hes been working on his 401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan.
401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan by BLACKHEATHER December 19, 2018
401-Que?
A Mexican American's retirement plan. Typically non existent. A formal retirement plan is not necessary when you can just live with one of your 15 children once too old to support yourself.
HR: "Would you like to put any of your paycheck towards our 401-k?"
Dominic: "'401-k'? Nah puto. I'm already fully vested in my own '401-Que?'"
Dominic: "'401-k'? Nah puto. I'm already fully vested in my own '401-Que?'"
401-Que? by David From Austin September 26, 2007
401 finger
middle finger salute, one finger salute, Trudeau salute
The middle finger, often displayed alone as a gesture to indicate anger or contempt. Named after the Ontario Highway 401 on which it is regularly used.
The middle finger, often displayed alone as a gesture to indicate anger or contempt. Named after the Ontario Highway 401 on which it is regularly used.
1. That idiot driver cut me off, so I gave him my 401 finger.
2. When landmarking for CPR, find the xiphoid process and mark it with your 401 finger.
2. When landmarking for CPR, find the xiphoid process and mark it with your 401 finger.
401 finger by seren November 2, 2004