2x4

Canadian term, a twenty four pack of beer.

Hey, don't forget to pick up a 2x4 on the way to the party.

by canadian beer November 13, 2007

2x4

8

2x4=8, if an item comes in packs of 4 and you buy 2 of them you have 8.

by RTBRay September 6, 2017

2x4

A 2x4 means slapping people with your penis while erect and ejaculating

Jamie: I'm gonna hit you with my 2x4.
Jess: Yes, oh yes!

by Handle that pseudonym bruh March 5, 2016

Morning 2X4

An extreme case of morning wood, where the guy wakes up in the middle of a wet dream and didn't dream climax. Resulting in waking up with blue balls and an urge to fuck the nearest thing in sight.

Tedd: Man today was a rough morning.. Byron: Why? Tedd: I woke up with morning 2X4 today. Byron: Owch, must've sucked Tedd: Yeah. Good thing Shannon was there to relieve me.

by Xero _ Manifest December 7, 2010

2x4 stretcher

A fictional piece of construction equipment that bosses make their greenhorns search for until they wise up and realize he/she is full of shit.

Johnny, will you go to the truck and grab the 2x4 stretcher?

by SPAD54 November 18, 2019

Rusty 2x4

A gang bang situation involving four men, two women, and two simultaneous instances of double anal. Think of it as a possible byproduct of DVDA after adding one more chick.

Dude, why is Sandra walking with a limp?

She totally did a rusty 2x4 last night. Her asshole must hurt more than the stomach of a starving African that just ate a 5 course Thanksgiving dinner.

by seriouslyiamthesauceboss September 5, 2011

japanese 2x4

When an unusally large object is crammed inside of an ass or vagina causing the victim to scream like a small japanese girl.

Dude your sister was so loud last night when I gave her that japanese 2x4

by Jeff Phillips April 27, 2006