2x4 

Canadian term, a twenty four pack of beer.

Hey, don't forget to pick up a 2x4 on the way to the party.

2x4 by canadian beer November 13, 2007

2x4 

8

2x4=8, if an item comes in packs of 4 and you buy 2 of them you have 8.

2x4 by RTBRay September 6, 2017

2x4 

A 2x4 means slapping people with your penis while erect and ejaculating

Jamie: I'm gonna hit you with my 2x4.
Jess: Yes, oh yes!

2x4 by Handle that pseudonym bruh March 5, 2016

2x4 

Have four penis-havers separated into two pairs. Each pair stands with their penises lined up tip-to-tip. A fifth person kneels in between the two pairs, and jerks them off simultaneously, running their hands from the bases of one men from each pair, along their shafts to the shaft and then base of their partners.

This move is referenced, but not named, in the hit HBO show Silicon Valley in a scene known as “Mean Jerk Time”.

Jon, Jacob, Jackson, and James got 2x4’d by Daniel last night. Jon and Jacob were tip buddies, and then so were Jackson and James. Daniel kneeled on the floor between them while he jerked off all four at once. Epic.

2x4 by Lexicockrapher January 2, 2024

2x4 stretcher 

A fictional piece of construction equipment that bosses make their greenhorns search for until they wise up and realize he/she is full of shit.

Johnny, will you go to the truck and grab the 2x4 stretcher?

2x4 stretcher by SPAD54 November 18, 2019

2x4 or 2 by 4 

a drinking game similar to beer pong , but played on a coffee table. each opponent sits in a chair at either end. 4 cups are arranged within a boundary taped of on the table, at your end of the table in any placement u want. then 2 beers are filled within the 4 cups, hence the name 2x4 everything corrilates. once the cups are arranged the first player to go must bounce the ball in attempt to sink that cup, upon making a cup the challenger has a chance to rebutle if he/she does the cup stays if he/she fails to rebuttle then the cup must be drank imedialty and place anywhere across center line but not in the opponents boundary for cups. this is a handicap to attempt to block the opponents next shot. however it gets tricky if the shooter bounces twice and makes it that is two cups, but once the second bounce the opponent cant then swat the shot. the game continues on as follows until the last cup is made.

2x4 or 2 by 4 is a drinking game similar to beer pong.

2x4 or 2 by 4 by kenny perkins/mike lozano/eli/nate December 15, 2008

Morning 2X4 

An extreme case of morning wood, where the guy wakes up in the middle of a wet dream and didn't dream climax. Resulting in waking up with blue balls and an urge to fuck the nearest thing in sight.

Tedd: Man today was a rough morning.. Byron: Why? Tedd: I woke up with morning 2X4 today. Byron: Owch, must've sucked Tedd: Yeah. Good thing Shannon was there to relieve me.

Morning 2X4 by Xero _ Manifest December 7, 2010