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2x4

Canadian term, a twenty four pack of beer.
Hey, don't forget to pick up a 2x4 on the way to the party.
by canadian beer November 13, 2007
mugGet the 2x4mug.

2x4

8
2x4=8, if an item comes in packs of 4 and you buy 2 of them you have 8.
by RTBRay September 6, 2017
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2x4

A 2x4 means slapping people with your penis while erect and ejaculating
Jamie: I'm gonna hit you with my 2x4.
Jess: Yes, oh yes!
mugGet the 2x4mug.

Morning 2X4

An extreme case of morning wood, where the guy wakes up in the middle of a wet dream and didn't dream climax. Resulting in waking up with blue balls and an urge to fuck the nearest thing in sight.
Tedd: Man today was a rough morning.. Byron: Why? Tedd: I woke up with morning 2X4 today. Byron: Owch, must've sucked Tedd: Yeah. Good thing Shannon was there to relieve me.
by Xero _ Manifest December 7, 2010
mugGet the Morning 2X4mug.

2x4 stretcher

A fictional piece of construction equipment that bosses make their greenhorns search for until they wise up and realize he/she is full of shit.
Johnny, will you go to the truck and grab the 2x4 stretcher?
by SPAD54 November 18, 2019
mugGet the 2x4 stretchermug.

Rusty 2x4

A gang bang situation involving four men, two women, and two simultaneous instances of double anal. Think of it as a possible byproduct of DVDA after adding one more chick.
Dude, why is Sandra walking with a limp?

She totally did a rusty 2x4 last night. Her asshole must hurt more than the stomach of a starving African that just ate a 5 course Thanksgiving dinner.
by seriouslyiamthesauceboss September 5, 2011
mugGet the Rusty 2x4mug.

japanese 2x4

When an unusally large object is crammed inside of an ass or vagina causing the victim to scream like a small japanese girl.
Dude your sister was so loud last night when I gave her that japanese 2x4
by Jeff Phillips April 27, 2006
mugGet the japanese 2x4mug.

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