2 inch punisher

The rare exception of a short penis that can deliver surprisingly pleasant results.

His 2 inch punisher pleased me in a way that I could not imagine.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015

2 inch pinch

A sexual term, describing the action of placing a finger in an anus and thumb in the vagina, then pinching. Or vice-versa.

Last night was great, I gave my woman the old 2 inch pinch.

by hoary marmot January 14, 2008

3 1/2 inch floppy

a disk for getting stuff from 1 pc to another 1.
but mostly used in jokes.

(when a computer rejects a 3 1/2 inch floppy)
lorlor: aww thats mean i wouldnt reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
georgie: girl, your standards are LOW!

by memememememememememememe May 4, 2006

2 Inch

Callum has a 2 Inch

I stuck my 2 Inch in a cow

by Sweal June 28, 2020

3 1/2 inch floppy

term used to describe asian nerds that have a small and floppy dick.

greg: hey dude have you heard, ping pong has a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
ping pong: no i don't, but i have to go play ping pong now

by prejudice white boy November 29, 2004

2 inch dick

A dick that is only 2 inches long which is about this long ===============================

Ezra has a 2 inch dick but he still fucks alot of girls

by hahaz April 4, 2009

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

by Jerzley July 30, 2006