slackass

A lazy person who expects things to be done for them; a hybrid of a slacker and a jackass.

Do it yourself, slackass.

by innocentsinner March 10, 2005

slackassery

the act or acts of being a slackass. Also defined by extreme acts of apathy, laziness or lethargy.

Steven has reached a new level of slackassery by getting himself a remote control pivot mount for his widescreen TV so that he can adjust the viewing angle of the TV while laying on the couch.

by _FILTER_ July 4, 2010

slapnap

When one of your roommates gets up and says they are going to take a "nap" when, in fact, they are actually going to go masturbate.

Nikesh: "Sorry guys, this looks like fun, but I gotta go take a nap."
Will: "Lay off the Jergens, Patel."
Chorus: "SLAPNAP, SLAPNAP, SLAPNAP."

by GunterClemson August 26, 2010

Slappamada

The slapping of a madman, or the Marma slapping you.

Ima slappamada you!

by SlappamadaMyGs February 13, 2019

Slamkanversation

Any conversation you have with a another person who is only capable of talking about or listening to issues that pertain to his or her life. Usually the topics consist of editing, writing, or filming movies. They always have a lot of "projects" to tell you about and know a lot of "industry" people. Usually their head is much too large for their body sort of like Ben Affleck or Minnie Driver.

I tried to call Ben and ask him if he wanted to go to the concert, but I got stuck in another Slamkanversation.

Every conversation with my girlfriend is a Slamkanversation of the worst kind.

Look at Bill stuck in a Slamkanversation with Mr. Smith over there.

by Sloppy Sal December 21, 2009

slapappy

when usually ethnic women feel the need to yell and clap their hand and slap themselves when they are excited

there are a lot of slapappy people at the wendy williams show

by english honors 12 October 15, 2012

slapar

A sexual act containing three meat products, your choosing, two college girls and a blue goat ( while a teal or seafoam goat is acceptable a indego is not.)

Damn, that was one hell of a slapar last night. She loved that steak!

by variari October 7, 2019