cooter 

1. The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
2. A similar part in some invertebrates.
Synonyms - see vagina, poon, cunt, twat, pussy, etc

"Either your cooters work, or they don't" -Tina Fey, Weekend Update (Saturday Night Live)

"I think I popped my cooter bone out." -Lindsay Lohan, Appalachian Emergency Room (Saturday Night Live)

Apparently SNL likes to use that word...

cooter by ithinkipoppedmycooterboneout September 5, 2005

Cooter 

Female genitalia

Betsy enjoyed having her cooter tickled and nibbled before sex.

Cooter by John Raymond February 10, 2004

Cooter 

A Cooter is a " Gopher " Turtle . A land Turtle that lives in burrows usally near swamps and lakes .
The word " Cooter " is usally used in the Southeastern USA to describe the " Gopher " Turtle .
In recent years it has found it's way into slang as a synonym for Vagina ( pussy )
Also in the deep South it can have another meaning refering to an old hard working southern man ( aka Red Neck ) who is drunk .

" Look over yander y'all , there's a Cooter going in that hole "
" Man I bet da bitch gots some fine Cooter " !
"yo , I gots some of dat Cooter Pop " !
" Hey y'all , Bill's drunk as a cooter "
" Mr. Johnson , he's a hard working old coot ( er ) "

Cooter by Ricky Wright August 22, 2004

cooter 

Female reproductive part; also known as vagina, cooch, poonanny, crotch, etc. Used to make an awkward situation of touching the happy place less awkward.

1.You whore - you just slapped my cooter.
2. My cooter is itchy today.
3. Kirstens cooter is getting so large it is almost a gunt. *gasp*
4. Ricky and Shane can touch our cooters anyday.

cooter by willprostituteformoneyJmmbnCEa August 6, 2005

cooter 

vagina, a term of endearment

youve got one hell of a cooter on you

cooter by cooter time December 24, 2008

Cooter 

Little oasis between the leggs of a fine female, clean and well kept- the cooter is the king of the pussy slang because it doesnt oozzzze classlessness
and if you can find one to call your own you better eat it up- cuz the cooter changes aliances fast!

I have the cutest cooter! BoooHAHA

Cooter by Tabitha May 13, 2005

cooter 

(noun) slang for female genetalia
May have originated from a plough coulter which is a blade on a plough that helps to cut the furrows neater. The raised rows mimicking the vulva and the deep furrow mimicking the slit/opening.

My cooter has been itchy today.

cooter by shirekeeper February 6, 2017