Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom

The ballroom that Donald Trump keeps bragging about he's building at the White House.

"I can't wait until the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom is finally open!"

by ShigShug February 4, 2026

Coffee Computer Ballistic Missile

For one to eat a large quantity of walnuts.

He coffee computer ballistic missiled on thursday!

by pizzaman120124 March 14, 2026

Alabama Water Balloon

The act of shoving a garden hose up your anus and filling yourself with water like a water balloon.

The kids ran out of water balloons, so Uncle Turtle performed the Alabama Water Balloon so they could still have fun.

by Bricky Ricky February 23, 2025

Hop on [your] balls

a word used to indicate aggressive movement towards someone/something or as a general physical threat

Ex1: "Yo, buster. Slow the fuck down. I don't got a gun but one more step and I'll hop on your balls."

by geethegreat March 1, 2025

Painting his balls

The act of squirting while he's balls deep and covering his balls with squirt

I overheard Nicole tell one of her girlfriends that she was painting his balls last night while her and her boyfriend were fucking

by Austinpowers445 March 3, 2025

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

Occam’s Balloon

A principle suggesting that when confronted with a problem or mystery, the most convoluted, outlandish, or improbable explanation is often the one people are most likely to believe — especially if it inflates their sense of drama, suspicion, or personal importance.

Forget the simple answer — remember Occam’s Balloon: if there’s a secret cabal of lizard people behind it, someone out there believes it.

by Halak Qz April 1, 2025