Uncle Samsonite

A man, typically overweight who gets the satisfaction of twerking infront of minors

There is no example, theres just Uncle Samsonite.

by SuperNigger2145 October 2, 2024

uncle noodle

the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.

Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!

David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.

Troy: dude shut your corny ass up

by RanchOnEverythang July 8, 2016

Uncle Fester

A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.

Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.

That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.

by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024

ur uncle pedo

one up from ur aunt ase

when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object

Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*

by PFJZESKTRHLJNIAWI:rk dvAKV,i w June 2, 2018

Uncle Jim

A man who gives his underage children and his friends unlimited alcohol and pornography in an unsupervised environment while he bangs the broad from the gas station in a locked room.

High school sophomore: Yo, you studying for high school finals tonight?
High School Freshman: Nah, I'm gonna go make that 8th grader Paulie give me head at Uncle Jim's

by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025

Uncle Punch

A light Jab in a fighting game meant to trip up your opponent or lead to quick and unexpected follow-ups.

"Damn, that Luigi's Uncle Punch into Up-B totally devastated that Fox!"

by Wumperson November 2, 2020

Uncle Rame

Known for his famous quotes "It's jean creaming time young Schublig". Uncle Rame is the "King Cobra" of everything whether it be baskteball or table-tennis. He is also famous for his 10 inch Schublig and is surely a MOUTHFUL for everybody

"Come on reach young schublig" Said Uncle Rame

by Schublig's Anonymous September 6, 2014