lord bird

A regal queen from Louisiana who is fun but also sassy and doesn’t shy away from shaking his tail feather cmon now please. He’s willing to rattle things up but not at the expense of his close friends, if things get ugly he knows where to turn. His beak always points to true north. He’s always got room for some more cake.

Lord Bird, Can I get in on that cake?

Absolutely not.

by Lord bird feather February 27, 2022

Lord Farquaad

A man that is so incredibly sexy and small at the same time. some say he has the power to turn any man into his slave, hence all of his guards, servants and his fortress.

Bro 1 - "Yo bro, guess what!"
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."

by Thatonecrow November 19, 2019

Lord cock less

An important position in a business venture or other organization, which holds no actual authority, and is as a result, disrespected

Lana: bruce is going to be pissed that you left work at 20 to 5...
Kriss: tell lord cock less to eat my ass. I make my own hours up in here

by Silky Cohen February 8, 2017

chill lord

One who is chilled to the point of aristocracy.

Man, Kenny just taxed a painting he liked from the National Portrait Gallery. Just stuck it in his pants and mooched off without getting gripped. He was on ten drops of pink acid. That dude is a total chill lord.

by andy soup February 21, 2010

Meme Lord

The man in charge of making the dankest of memes.

Man, Connor is a meme lord. His meme page is poppin!

by nuts a little bit November 27, 2016

mexican drug lord

When you are in the gym locker room and you wear your button-up shirt without buttoning it up. Preceded to say' " Sell all the cocaine" and say yes in a very evil but slightly charming voice.

1.Man that shirt is making you look like a Mexican drug lord

2.William Goad is a Mexican drug lord

by Tesco man May 31, 2016

Gay Lord

It has nothing to do with homosexuality its an insult to sensitive people

gaylord:oMfG u CanT sAy THat ThTS homophobic

chad:shudup gay lord lol
gaylord:CanSeil OmFg Im HaZeiNG A SweAzAra EeeeeeEeEEeEeEEEEeeEe

by GONKdaHONK March 10, 2021