the sash 

A loyalist song well known to anyone residing in Norn Iron, as well as to many people in Scotland, particularly Glasgow

It was old but it was beautiful, and the colours they were fine,
It was borne at Derry, Aughrim, Enniskillen and the Boyne,
And me father wore it in his youth in the bygone days of yore,
And on the 12th I love to wear the sash my father wore.

the sash by Dirge May 30, 2004

smashing 

Extraordinarily impressive or fine; wonderful

a smashing success
a smashing girl

smashing by r2d2 November 4, 2004

A face like a bucket of smashed crabs 

A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance

His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A face like a bucket of smashed crabs by jazzyd October 7, 2008

smashed crab

Word used to describe an ugly female face.

Bloke 1: That girl is hot.

Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'

smashed crab by Break the Cycle March 11, 2007

A bag of smashed assholes 

Usually used as a simile, to connote something rank, foul and generally disgusting.

Combat Instructor to young Marines returning from the field, "You all smell like a bag of smashed assholes!"

A bag of smashed assholes by USMCBear January 31, 2007

Smasher 

N.
1. A person who plays any of the three Super Smash Bros. games non-competitively or competitively

Sub variations: Brawler (for SSBB,) Meleer (for SSBM,and 64er (for Smash 64)

2. A member of Smash World Forums, AllisBrawl, or related smash based forums.

3. A collective term for someone who is a competitive smasher

A. The Author writing this is a smasher as he is a member of Smash World Forums
B. Hey look, that guy is playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl. That guy is a Brawler
C. Isai is a Smasher as he has won around 25,000 dolllars from playing Super Smash Bros. and SSBM

Smasher by SomeRandomSmasher January 9, 2012

smashterbation

Playing Super Smash Brothers by oneself for an extended period of time. Not to be confused with its much, much stranger homonym smashturbation.

Your smashterbation habits are getting out of control, Andy. Yes, we know you can beat the computer.

smashterbation by yoodooright April 14, 2008