cream-pie eyes

noun: the way her eyes light up when she wants filled with a hot gooey load of your jizz

Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.

by the shit faced cockmaster February 5, 2019

Creamed Beef

The act of taking a dump, rising, turning around, and then ejaculating on top of the shit. If there are multiple persons doing this, it’s called a Franko experiment.

It wasn’t until Brad walked into the bathroom to piss that he saw why Josh was moaning so loud this morning. In the toilet sat a helpful serving of creamed beef.

by willyblake203 March 23, 2019

cream egg

When performing anal sex without lube and the recipitent's asshole begins to bleed then mixing with the semen in their asshole resembling the filling of a cream egg.

I got cream egged recently, couldn't sit for a week.

by cyph shaves his armpits May 17, 2019

Cream Bunny

after sex, you use your socks to clean up,. Once cleanup is complete, you only pull the socks back on halfway - leaving them dangling like bunny ears - in order to keep your feet dry.

After an intimate night with Nadia, Stuart came strolling out to breakfast in a pair of cream bunny socks

by Crabman69 April 26, 2019

Cream massacre

Blowing your load all over a woman/especially on her face

I cream massacred a bitch last night.

by Jsudonym April 28, 2019

cream glazing

The act of ejaculating on a bald mans head. Making it look like a glazed donut.

Dallas fell asleep so I gave him a cream glazing.

by Bad_decisions August 27, 2019

Cream

cash or money

Young thug doesn’t want hoes, he wants cream

by Terny Ice in veins September 6, 2019