Definitions by Bad_decisions

cream glazing 

The act of ejaculating on a bald mans head. Making it look like a glazed donut.

Dallas fell asleep so I gave him a cream glazing.

cream glazing by Bad_decisions August 27, 2019

purple bottlecap 

When you blow an upside down air duster in her ass, then plug it up with your thumb, finally suck it out like a whippet.

I gave her a purple bottlecap last night, she fucking loved it!!

purple bottlecap by Bad_decisions October 19, 2017