Workday Play 

Any sort of sexual activity done during the days of Monday-Thursday.

Any sort of sexual favors received during a non-weekend.

Mark: Dude, did you hook up with Susan on Tuesday?

Jack: Hell yeah, man! Workday Play!

Workday Play by definitiondude111 April 13, 2010

Workzoned 

A professional twist on the Friendzone which many males sadly fall in to, it is when a girl rejects you due to working with her. Being workzoned can be heartbreaking as it potentially takes away one of the positives of your job.

Toby: Hey man, did you finally ask out Grace?
Scotty: Yeah bro, she said no because we work together and that'd make it weird.
Toby: Gutted man, you got workzoned!

Workzoned by CSC Pro December 13, 2012

Working it up 

To manually arouse oneself, usually in the shower; a precurser to masturbation

JB: Brian, did I just walk in on you jacking off in the goddamn shower?

Brian: Nah dude, you're overreacting. I was just working it up.

Working it up by herdfan1128 May 25, 2015

workplace despair 

A common state of mind in the helping professions in the United States, especially in institutional settings.

Lately, working in the prison, due primarily to the unfathomable paperwork, I am experiencing workplace despair about fifty percent of the time.

workplace despair by Dr Bunnygirl July 10, 2019

workplace folk hero 

Term used to describe a person who is or was generally fearless in their committed demonstrations of questioning what is often oppressive authority.

She was a workplace folk hero who had some impressive write-ups, righteous confrontations, refusals to obey absurd rules, a foul mouth at the perfect times, occasional meltdowns and a talent for ferreting out avoidant bosses; she also possessed a colorful selection of anti-workplace socks that many found supportive and hilarious.

workplace folk hero by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2019

workplace bait and switch 

When you are hired by an organization and are told that your position is one big adventure to get you to accept less pay but it turns out to be a boring assignment that is much less interesting and glamorous.

I was charmed and brown-nosed all through the interview and then hired to do the work of a near-god, but I quickly discovered that I was the newest victim of their workplace bait and switch scam.

workplace bait and switch by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

workplace chump 

That person at work who works the hardest for the least pay or recognition.

My sad little workplace chump, there is a better way!

workplace chump by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019