twat waffle

random word with no meaning my friends mom made:P

Candypants you're a darn twat waffle!
Man, Cake eater shut up you're the twat waffle!

by alvinguy June 1, 2010

dick 'n' twat

His and her's.

That's the home of Dick 'n' Twat.

by DougKlast June 9, 2009

twat munch

Verb; To eat oysters to lick clams. When performing vaginal karreoke with a ladies rude mouth piece. Also used as an insult for an obtuse oaf

I really look forward to seeing Isabelle so I can give a frivilous and mighty twat munch.

Darren you complete twat munch, I asked for the Hand Party hours ago!

by Ollie the Hind December 2, 2007

Taber-Twat

Anything that reaks like a Taber. Taber's come from the corn fields of Canada. They live in the villages ( sobrevillas ) of the corn fields. ie. andy, taber, art the fart sobrevilla

Question: damn homie, did you smell that Taber-Twat round here?

Answer: Yeah, it reaks like queef stench!

by numeroso August 6, 2007

Twat bottle rocket

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.

I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.

by Im AG AF May 9, 2018

twatted your mom

An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day

I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good

by Illtwatyourmom November 10, 2022

Coup de Twat

When an election result does not go your way and you insight a riot. Excusing it as a motivational speech.

He insisted a coup de twat

by Oracle bahama January 20, 2021