melon headed twat 

Usually a female, who dosn't have many friends. Enjoys bullying poor innocent gingers, people with glasses and people with big ears. She's disrespectful to elders and needs to learn a respectful amount of manners whilst at the dinner table.

girl one: hey who's that girl over there shouting at that ginger?
girl two: ooh that's just a melon headed twat.

melon headed twat by lololololololol! January 16, 2011

whats her twat 

when you cant remember a girls name and only remember her only because you fucked her.

dan: dude who was that girl you fucked at the party.
jerry: oh... um... you talkin about whats her twat?

whats her twat by 77ingchipmunks October 23, 2011

Posh Southern Twat 

A (usually white) person of affluence from the south of England who is so tragically entrenched in the erroneous belief of their own superiority that they are incapable of expressing respect for their peers.

That person is turning their nose up at me for no apparent reason; they must be one of those posh southern twats.

Posh Southern Twat by T-Reason May 31, 2018

Cotton Twat 

When you are getting ready for a hump fest and your sideways smile doesn't have any saliva, making insertion of erect penis into the pink taco very difficult and at times almost impossible.
(Similar to cotton mouth.)

"Get your face down there, this cotton twat isn't going to lube itself!"

Cotton Twat by Catabby Rolanus November 6, 2003

Shoreditch twat 

20-something dressed in over-priced torn clothing and numerous 80s retro fashion items, sometimes including pink legwarmers. Ridiculous haircuts also de-rigeur. Comonly found in Shoreditch/Hoxton area, usually making bad art in an overpriced warehouse apartment while living on seemingly limitless parental funds. Shoreditch twats where once refered to more politely by the BBC as 'Hoxton trendies'.

Look at the ridiculous haircut on that Shoreditch Twat

Shoreditch twat by Nick Dawes October 1, 2003

Rotting Fruit Rollup Twat 

Overly large labia majora. RFTR for short.

Her pussy looked like a rotting fruit rollup twat.

Rotting Fruit Rollup Twat by nfkiller February 4, 2008

fat handed twat 

A person with large, stubby fingers, looking like they have 10 thumbs

When in conjunction with a large head, more commonly known as "Jack"

"Jack, your hands are so fat. You are a fat handed twat"

fat handed twat by Archie December 5, 2004