short

Chris Cruz

omg, hes so short, he must be chris cruz!

by Bruhitsss.aryyyy September 12, 2020

Tackle short of a set of six

Derogatory Australian slang to describe a mentally challenged Rugby League football player who struggles to communicate outside of a series of umms and ahhs or pre-rehearsed stock phrases from the Rugby League lexicon.

Upon watching an interview with an NRL player:

"Mate, that bloke is a tackle short of a set of six".

by Semaj Snosrap September 24, 2020

Very short person

James is a batty boi who like balsamic vinegar and bread

Batty boi is thy very short person

by K7_alrowe42 September 27, 2020

Short

to be missing out on something, to not being able to make it to a move, can be used in any form tbh

Arnold: Yo they not pullin up to the party no more

Jeff: Fuck it they Short

by Adam Gomez October 1, 2020

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

by Ttt61 October 8, 2020

Short Stack

Short-stack is a word tall people can use as a nickname for their short bestie. Short-Stacks are always loving and kind and can often take a joke. If this describes your short bestie then they are officially a short stack.

Tall Person: Hey Short Stack
Short Person: what does that mean

Tall person: it means your short but I still love you

by Cactus Kid October 8, 2020

National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.

Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day

by ironninjapi October 10, 2020