short

Chris Cruz

omg, hes so short, he must be chris cruz!

by Bruhitsss.aryyyy September 12, 2020

Tackle short of a set of six

Derogatory Australian slang to describe a mentally challenged Rugby League football player who struggles to communicate outside of a series of umms and ahhs or pre-rehearsed stock phrases from the Rugby League lexicon.

Upon watching an interview with an NRL player:

"Mate, that bloke is a tackle short of a set of six".

by Semaj Snosrap September 24, 2020

Very short person

James is a batty boi who like balsamic vinegar and bread

Batty boi is thy very short person

by K7_alrowe42 September 27, 2020

Short

Official is the definition of short.

A short official chair stands behind a tree.

by cowbelly444 October 29, 2020

hit short people

On October 30th you can legally throw, hit, punch or kick any person who is shorter than you if they deserve it.

Eyo it's hit short people day!
Finally

by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 October 31, 2020

Short

Louis Tomlinson

he’s not 5’9 btw

Can: how tall are you
Louis: (lies) 5’9
Fan: you are not!! your short

by Fuckinglou November 2, 2020