SMACMS

Acronym for Slap Me And Call Me Susan. Can be used instead of the old-fashioned term "I'll be." Susan is a general term used for a plain person and can be used as a substitute for any person. Kind of like Jane or John Doe. A Susan, a stooge.

Well Slap Me And Call Me Susan, McDonald's now serves "gourmet" coffee.

Or in a text message/IM: Well SMACMS, McDonald's now serves "gourmet" coffee.

by SMACMS October 27, 2009

smachel

1. noun

a very good cook or baker, capable of whipping up a dinner party that is both delicious and well-presented.

2. verb

the act of being a good older sibling

1. That Nigella Lawson is so cool, I wish I was a smachel like her.

2. Jane really smacheled it up when her sister got dumped--she took her out to dinner and a movie

by shishy November 29, 2009

Smack Nuts

Used as a gesture to a friend or person as a greeting or to get their attention. You can also used is Smack Balls, Touch tits, Smacky, Skippie

Ex. 1. "What's up Smack Nuts" 2. "Hey Smack Nuts"

by ebbhead1973 April 13, 2010

Smacktabulous

Something being so totally awesome, you could smack someone.

Omg, that movie was so freaking smacktabulous!

by Gamuza October 26, 2010

Smacking the weasel

A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?

by qsuedenimp November 24, 2010

smack wackle

the really awesomest methamphetamine injection that throws you out to left field and you may or may not have the chance to come back. the high everyone always looks to get again but sadly never will

man that was a smack wackle i done last night. i stayed looking out the blinds at people that werent there. then i took my microwave apart and i have no idea why.

by niccywinter December 13, 2010

Smack-head meal

An incredibly simple and easy to prepare meal. Usually consists of oven fried chips (curly ones may be a step up) and a processed chicken fillet breast (25 mins on Gas mark 6)

"Whats that you're eating there James"?
"Just curly fries and a processed chicken fillet"
"Oh right, a Smack-head meal"?
"yer"

by Rob1412 March 30, 2011