hard copy status

The need to buy the physical form of content that is available in digital form.
I read the book Ready Player One on my Kindle and had to buy the dead tree version afterwards, it totally achieved hard copy status.
by devidos2600 December 02, 2012
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cold hard bitch

Simply, a cold tough woman, especially one who leads men on, have their fun and then ditch them. Also, it's the title of a 2004 hit by the band Jet, which hails from Down Under.
Ami keeps leading Keith on, they're both blitzed, but she's gonna get all she can from him and then drop him like a rock. She's a cold hard bitch.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2007
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going hard in the paint

the act of not letting anything stand in your way.
Willie is going hard in the paint on that english test.
by bigblue101 December 03, 2010
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Hide Your Hard-On

A phrase used scornfully & contemptuously to someone who keeps making their interest in a subject or person especially apparent.

Can be - and often is - shortened to HYH.
Guy: Atsuko is so hot! Have you seen her new character designs? They're really hot. Don't you think Atsuko is the most hot? She is. She's the hottest, Atsuko.

James (rolls eyes): Hide your hard-on, mate.

Guy: Don't you guys love Sakura Wars? It's so cool.

James: Yeah...it's OK. We were actually just discussing British escapes from Colditz.

Guy: Oh my god! That's EXACTLY like Sakura Wars! Did you know that-

James: HYH.
by Lunettarose July 04, 2010
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Hard-Two-Dozen

The greatest county vacation package ever as this twenty-four-month free stay will have you wishing you had gone to the federal fudge packing pen. (FPP) A Domestic battery or assault with intent could buy you this package or any assortment of violent activities including but not limited to mugging and deadly weapons charges. Yes, we pulled out all the stops and made sure the entertainment would be brutal for those looking for a great time. Again this advertisement was paid for by the Blackfoot Redneck Holy Okie Leprechaun spirit travel agency. Terms and conditions apply and it is not void anywhere on earth.

Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice
Bill: Hey Jeff your ex-girlfriend's new guy had his sentence upgraded to a Hard-Two-Dozen
Jeff: wow I didn't like the guy but would not wish that on anyone. what happened?

Bill: rumor has it all he did was blasphemed the name of the leprechaun
Jeff: WOW I am glad I don't know his real name now.
Bill: he doesn't mind anyone making fun of all those character names.
Jeff: Lord Bud is quite a character
by Spiritual-Master February 01, 2022
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blows so hard

something that sucks so freakin much that it blows
"Waking up at 8:00 am blows so hard!"
by Pimpin' Biatch Master Mixa November 13, 2007
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Try Hard Pants

What you put on when it's time to get shit done.
When you've played around for a while (usually on a video game) and done well so far, but have decided to play to your max potential when things get rough. Commonly used by both Halo and CS fans.
Halo: Alright Shee fag, you've had your fun, it's time to put on the try hard pants. (gets in a hornet)

CS: Alright Awp Whore, you've had your kill streak, now it's time to put on the try hard pants. (whips out the Famas on burst)
by TheMobiusMan November 18, 2009
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