The cat in the hat

A very scary show in which teenagers and adults think is very scary. Don't recommend this for your child.

Now that my children have watched The Cat In The Hat, they're drug addicts!!!

by Ten Wangmo September 18, 2012

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Cat Sandwich

Unlike its name might suggest, a cat sandwich is in fact entirely free from small feline creatures.
The "Cat" in a Cat Sandwich is actually just an acronym for the sandwich's filling; Cheese, Avocado and Tomato. (With pepper on top for extra deliciousness)

The fillings should all be sliced, with the cheese on the bottom, tomato in the middle and avocado on top.

Sam: Christ I sure am hungry. I could go for a fresh Cat Sandwich right now!

Rosie: That's sick! You eat poor little kitties!?

Sam: No, silly ho! It's a cheese-avocado-tomato sandwich.

Rosie: Eww, avocado...

by Spanish Sam January 20, 2008

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Cat Grenade

Noun: An improvised weapon of the feline variety. A cat grenade occurrs when one (or more) cats is/are picked up and hurled at the offending party. The Cat Grenade is the preferred weapon of the insane, meth addicts, or the Cat Lady featured in the Simpsons cartoon series.

"That crazy bitch wouldn't leave so i threw a cat grenade at her"

by Heynurse April 2, 2010

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Cat-Dog

A sexual act between a man and a women. Also can be man on man. It is similar to scissoring, except it is more majestic and beastly!

Best performed on a long couch.

Dude: Baby lets Cat-Dog
Gurl: meowww
Dude: I guess that means I'm dog

by haleme July 8, 2016

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nyan cat

Nyan cat is the epitome of annoying. Play it loudly next to friends and watch them suffer. Results may vary from insanity, bleeding from the ears, hysteria, excessive violence and/or painful death.

YOU: I love nyan cat! ::turns on nyan cat::
FRIENDS: AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!! ::dies painfully::

by Nyancat/Chuck Norris lover May 22, 2011

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