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californicate 

when Californians move to another state and take their politics with them, thus driving up the cost of living for everyone else, pollution, traffic, crime and hurting the overall quality of life and turning their new state into another California. Examples include Denver, Phoenix, Las Vegas and Seattle.
Phoenix was doing just fine until Californians moved here and started to Californicate it.
californicate by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 23, 2010
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Californicator 

1. Unwelcome guest in Arizona
2. Non Driving inbacile who comes to Az but never goes back home
3. Retard who uses turn lanes for passing cars on the right
4. That guy who thinks he has a cool car and doesnt realize normal people thinks he is a fucktard
5. Reckless driver that inspires you to get a bumper sticker that says "go back to California"
You can tell that car is being driven by a Californicator.
Californicator by Ken Gman March 6, 2008

Californicator 

Brown-nosers from California who move up to Washington State and take away jobs from locals and destroy everything in their path, including companies, the enviroment, and the lives of the inocent natives. An on going problem since 1989. See Caliprick or Throne Warmer.
That Joel guy sure has Californicated our cute little ski area !
Californicator by Slave-boy May 13, 2005

Californian Handstand 

When a girl does a handstand whilst giving a man a blowjob.
It takes incredible bicep strength, but Stacy managed to do a Californian Handstand on me for at least 5 minutes last night!!

Californication

The proselytization of California's dysfunctional neo-socialism into other (more functional) cultures, either to geographic neighbors through the influence of the ever-fleeing citizenry or to the entire globe through the insidious and unending preaching of the "entertainment" industry.

Socialists, of course, will not rest until everyone around them have also completely embraced failure. Note California's economic condition - the practice of its ideologies have driven the state to destitution, yet they feel obligated to preach to the rest of us how we should become more like they are.
Arizona has suffered massive social and economic damage from years of relentless front-line Californication.

californian

pimp ass nigga that will take your hoe any day..
californian by jigga-nigga October 5, 2003

Californians 

Ok, a lot of people seem to be finding a lot of stereotypes about Californians, which I have NEVER heard about actually, considering I live in California. And I don't know where people are getting those. Classy? Ok, we're not gangsta but we're not classy. We're normal.

Next: "trendy fagz". Really?? Where did you get that from? And people are hating California a lot more because of that UCLA girl's racist rant on Asians. You don't judge a state for one person's actions.

If you check, a LOT of people that are famous live in California. Why? Because its California. Right now, I can name: Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox, Brendon Urie, Shane Valdez, Spencer Smith, Ryan Ross, Jon Walker, Ryan Higa, Shane Yaw (Shane Dawson) and so many more.

I know you always hear those stupid stories about small-town girls becoming big in L.A. but that's just plain bullshit. I'm not really gonna say that "Californians are the best" because we're individuals, with different personalities, so I can't make a big statement like that.

What I do know is that you small town faggoty assholes need to stop bitchin on Californians just because you think your life sucks. Go get a life!
Tourist:"Californians are stupid whiny fagz!"
Californian: "You did NOT just go there, man..."

*Proceeds to beat the crap out of tourist...*
Californians by Cathy Kay April 22, 2011