swamp donkey wrangler

One who hangs out in bars and clubs and acts drunk in order to attract swamp donkeys.

look at that guy! he is acting drunk and the swamp donkeys are moving in. He sure is a swamp donkey wrangler.

by m1911a1 August 6, 2009

donkey kong barrel

1. A very large bowel movement, unusually large in length or girth, often posing a risk of clogging the toilet. Humorously referred to as a barrel from the Donkey Kong video game.

2. A bowel movement which seems too large to have been made by the person who dropped it.

He dropped a donkey kong barrel. I had to break it up with the toilet brush so I could flush it.

by Enigmanic February 6, 2009

I donkey kong

Another way of saying I don't know or idk, but much more fun. Can pretty much be said at any time without being inappropriate.

Can also be abbreviated as "idk".

Example one:

Person 1: Hey, are you still going to the movies with Rob?
Person 2: I donkey kong, he broke up with me last night.
Person 1: Ahahahahah... ;D

Example two:

Person 1: My brother just died... :'(
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Please say something to comfort me... :'(
Person 2: I donkey kong.
Person 1: Thanks, I feel a lot better now. :) *hug*

by guitarlegends915 and windwaker915 July 19, 2006

Swamp Donkey Stalker

A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!

Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!

by 3$K August 5, 2017

Russian donkey tail

When your butt hair is long enough to make it into a ponytail

Emily admired Toms russian donkey tail

by Yyyyyyyyyyuuyyyyyy February 2, 2019

Schmoe-donkey

An aggressively stupid person. A true schmoe-donkey combines the hapless, clueless, luckless qualities of a regular schmoe with the stubborn, clumsy qualities of a class-A jackass.

"Who was that random guy at the party?"
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."

by Feb September 2, 2008

Semen donkey

When your riding your female partner really hard and she moaning like a donkey and then you slap her ass and make her turn round and then you spunk your male milk into her eyes.

I was fucking this girl so hard I gave her a "semen donkey"

by Banterbrigade November 12, 2014