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Fornicating Under Consensual Knowledge a.k.a FUCK (caps) or fuck (lowercase for those lazy bastards who can't hold the shift key).
Person 1: Do you FUCK?
Person 2: Why yes, I do FUCK.
Person 1: FUCK is sooo good!
Person 2: Yup, FUCK sure is. :)
Person 1: I am FUCKing right now.... :D
Person 2: Oh indeed.
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1. I don't know
2. I Donkey Kong - another way of saying I don't know, but much cooler.

2.

Person 1: Hey, are we going to go watch the game tonight?
Person 2: I donkey kong :'(
Person 1: WTF is that supposed to mean?!!!
Person 2: idk
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The African Children Of Somalia aka tacos

A delicious treat when you need something to eat. They're good with butter.
Person 1: Damn those tacos look good.
Person 2: They sure do.
Person 1: We can rub 'em with butter...
Person 2: ...and then lick it off.
Person 1 & 2: Hells yea!
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Another way of saying I don't know or idk, but much more fun. Can pretty much be said at any time without being inappropriate.

Can also be abbreviated as "idk".

Example one:

Person 1: Hey, are you still going to the movies with Rob?
Person 2: I donkey kong, he broke up with me last night.
Person 1: Ahahahahah... ;D

Example two:

Person 1: My brother just died... :'(
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Please say something to comfort me... :'(
Person 2: I donkey kong.
Person 1: Thanks, I feel a lot better now. :) *hug*
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