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West Iredell Baseball

Full of over confident "Baseball players" whose fathers pay their way through every season. 70 percent of this baseball team are complete douchebags. The other 30 percent are badasses. The coaching staff consists of one midget, one jew, and one arian nazi. The jew is the only one that is truely hated by all baseball players.
1) The jew coach quit his job because of hot temperatures during the West Iredell Baseball game.
2) The jew coach was beaten by a arian ex West Iredell Baseball player
by West Iredell Haters March 18, 2011
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West Virginia University

The most pockmarked, shitty campus in the world. Not built for the amount of students that go here, as is evidenced by the traffic problems inherently caused by 1 (one) road going through campus.
Oh yeah and we drink alot also.
by SB February 14, 2005
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Out West

When the woman doesn't shave or wash her vag for three months and the man goes down on her and gets dysentery from the bacterial infection
"Because my girl went out west, I wound up shitting my pants for the past week."
by staypuft13 August 8, 2018
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Cameron, West Virginia

Microscopic town in West Virginia known for its rare form of hillbillies, who are actually homosexual. Men from this area are known for wrestling (or raastlin'), chewing smokeless tobacco, and publicized gay sex escapades, while women from this area are simply known for being ugly and missing teeth.
Gay man: Let's go down to Cameron, West Virginia to hang out with them country boys!
by Ohio Boy April 24, 2009
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Upper West Side

An inferior version of the Upper East Side. It is for retards, like Michael Moore.
East Side baby! New York for life! I'm never moving to boring Long Island/Connecticut!!!
by Jared March 23, 2005
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Soggy West Virginia

When you release your "special fluids" on a close cousin.
I went to the family reunion and soggy west virginia'd my cousin Mary Sue.
by Guillermo Pistol Dragon November 8, 2011
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west texas drift

(noun) Weaving or wandering around the road, caused by road hypnosis from driving down many miles of empty and perfectly straight road that looks exactly like the last many miles you drove. Driving these roads on cruise control with your hands immobile on the steering wheel leads to inattention to driving, or to boredom strong enough that you're tempted to swerve off the road on purpose rather than by accident.

(verb) To unintentionally drive very very gradually off the road or into the opposing lane, because the road is so empty and boring that you aren't paying enough attention to notice.
I was reading a magazine while driving to El Paso, and the west texas drift took me halfway across a field before I even noticed.

The next town is in a straight line 269 miles away. When I finally get there, I'd better get a hotel room; all this west texas drifting is about to make me at one with the tumbleweeds.
by exstock April 8, 2009
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