Hell Water

The type of shit that happens when you take laxatives. Fiery liquid spews from your anus at such rapid speeds your plumbing will be clogged until its over.

Bro, I've had the worst hell water this week. This is the first time I've left the toilet in 72 hours.

by bananasareyummyfuckme June 22, 2018

skunk water

When your diarrhea is so bad that the smell of it causes people in nearby rooms to describe it as a dead animal must have come out of your ass.

“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”

“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”

by JoJo Dancer June 26, 2018

Bong water

Bong water is the water used to cool of the sick ass shit

Bob drank all the fucking bong water so we ate the weed

by DaggerVeVo February 13, 2019

water the cat

To lay down some good good.

Ex: omg girl I was at his house last night and he said he was gonna water the cat and it Was the best sex ever!!

by PeppermintSpice October 6, 2018

The Water Hose

You perform the water hose when you drink while taking a piss, therefore pulling water from a source and giving it as well.

Dammit Makenzieleigh, thank you so much for this camelback, I'm so hyrdrated I can do the water hose on the go.

by isaboble August 8, 2022

rigger water

Any type of cheap/light beer

A: hey man did you get any water for the beach
B: I got some rigger water but that’s it
A: say less crack me open one

by Gimbo22 August 13, 2022

Water Smacked

Another word for erosion.

The Grand Canyon was water smacked by a tiny river.

by FlagBoi August 25, 2022