Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.

Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.

by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023

sausage shocker

Being super shocked by penis size.

Oh my God Becky, I went back to his house and it was a total sausage shocker!

by Holly M Schultz August 29, 2023

sausage soiree

A party where all the attendees are men who have group sex with each other, but in a classy environment.

Bruce hired caterers to serve food to all of the naked, erect guests at his sausage soiree.

by RadicalDelusion July 17, 2014

pond sausage

When you take a dump in your pond during a barbecue because it’s closer than the toilet. Or when you get ash on your Sausage during a barbecue so you give it a rinse in your pond.

Dude you totally just pond sausaged

by Brett matthewson September 19, 2020

sausage whore

A girl who is obsessed with everyone's sausage but yours (not the food kind)

Isn't Natalie such a sausage whore

by sausage whore March 27, 2016

Sausage Pounding

When you can't hold back and you just have to pound that sausage.

Ahh man, I have been doing so much sausage pounding lately, I think I might have some serious problem.

by SausagePounder January 21, 2019

Sausage parade

Three or more men all wearing illy hats while walking around jerking each other off while in a conga line. Doesn't count as a sausage parade if hats arnt worn.

Man, if their not wearing them silly hats it's not a sausage parade it's just some gay shit.

by Karen from rothwell. November 06, 2020