Definitions by Cman

scrub in 

Something they say about 500 times per episode on Grey's Anatomy.

Intern: "Doctor, I had sex with you, please let me in on this surgery."
Doctor: "Okay, scrub in."

scrub in by CMAN May 30, 2013

snotposse 

The loud, irritating bunch of cunt girls in your neighborhood that cut through your yard all the time and think you are the worlds biggest prick when you tell them to knock that shit off.

Tonite I hope I can sit out on my deck and chill out with a beer after work, but I'm sure the snotposse is going to fuck that up...

snotposse by Cman June 11, 2009

Champagne Floater 

The act of carefully dropping your nutsack into a glass of champagne. The effervescence of the liquid surrounds your beanbag and produces a tingling, uplifting experience.

Instead of participating in the ceremonial toast on New Years Eve, Brian decided to take his glass of Dom Perignon into the shitter and welcome 2009 with a Champagne Floater.

Champagne Floater by Cman February 2, 2009

dick present 

When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.

Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.

dick present by Cman February 28, 2006

sausage-taker 

One who willingly accepts the cock into his or her hand, mouth, ass, pussy, or all of the above.

Jackson, that sausage-taker... I knew he was gay.

sausage-taker by Cman April 14, 2005

jazz hole 

1) originally from the simpsons.

2) can also be used to vaguely describe some horrible hit to the body

Oh! Right in the Jazz Hole!

jazz hole by cman January 22, 2005

Columbian Bowtie 

When the Columbian Cartel cuts someones throat and pulls the tounge out through the slit.

his shit was fucked up ese, I gave that puta a columbian bowtie.

Columbian Bowtie by Cman December 5, 2003