Woman

Worst and most complicated sat nav ever.

- It's left.
- *Turns left*
- No it was that left.
- GOD DAMN IT WOMAN
- Why are you so rude with me ?

by MegaJaws April 1, 2018

powerful woman

A woman who has the power to masturbate, if done often the more powerful they become.

"Has Emma told you how much she masturbates?"
"Yeah! She is such a powerful woman!"

by klbrnn March 6, 2025

Your Woman

Just tell me what you've got to say to me
I've been waiting for so long to hear the truth
It comes as no surprise at all you see
So cut the crap and tell me that we're through
Now, I know your heart, I know your mind
You don't even know you're being unkind
So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways
Just use me up and then you walk away
Boy, you can't play me that way
Well, I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of girl for you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman

I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
When I saw my best friend yesterday
She said she never liked you from the start
Well me, I wish that I could claim the same
But you always knew you held my heart
And you're such a charming, handsome man
Now I think I finally understand
Is it in your genes? I don't know
But I'll soon find out, that's for sure
Why did you play me this way?
Well, I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of girl for you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
Oh, I could never be your woman
Well, I guess what they say is true
I could never spend my life with a man like you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
Oh, I could never be your woman

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023

Womanizer

A bloke who attracts a lot of different women for simply existing.

"That Kian is a complete Womanizer."
"I wish I could be like Kian, he's totally a filthly womanizer."

by TheOneWomanizer April 4, 2025

Cake woman

A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.

Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.

by SomeCaliGirl August 18, 2022

Woman

Oh look at the smartass searching "woman" in the Urban Dictionary, fuck you

Person A: Define a woman🤓🤓🤓
Person B: Something you've never touched

by The best person to ever live December 17, 2024

woman

1- Person with feminine phenotype and feminine genotype.
2- Woman who is an adult or elderly.

Woman.

by Çylioprabizurbw February 18, 2025