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Tim Sausage

a sexy mf cookin up some good ass fuckin sausages on the grill whilst drinking them cold ones
"tim sausage be straight fuckin F I R E dawg"
by timmy and his fire sausages March 18, 2019
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Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality
Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010
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Male sausage

by Daveseaman cum April 23, 2019
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sausage patty

The act of smashing your dick so hard it severs it to the point it bleeds while a woman bleeds menstral blood on it and shits in your mouth
Hey pat. Lets give ya a good ol sausage patty💀
by nihher gay shitnboi September 1, 2017
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Chicken sausage fingers

A dude with fat, flat fingers ✌️
by Otten September 27, 2019
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Glazed sausage

When you’re penis gets covered in it’s own cum while jerking off
“Bro, yesterday my brother caught me with a glazed sausage.”
by 02022020 March 6, 2022
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the sausage king

A high school head teacher who lures children into their office to shove frankfurters up their assholes. They call this being “plumed”.
Have you seen The Sausage King recently? I heard he killed Gee with his pork!
by Sausagekinglover<3 February 10, 2019
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