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pleasure-maxing

A gluttonous behavioral pattern where an individual combines as many forms of pleasure into a single experience, intending to elevate or otherwise positively transform said experience. Notably, this behavior often undermines and distracts from the experience it was supposed to enhance.

Derived from “min-maxing,” a term used to describe using minimal resources to output maximum effect.
“This movie is so good we should get high, eat some food, maybe a couple beers, some candy. That’ll make it so much better!”
“Okay well while you’re pleasure-maxing, I’m just gonna keep watching.”
by pluffaduff May 7, 2025
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Pleasure Submissive

Also shortened to pleasure sub.

Noun: A submissive person who gains intense pleasure from pleasing other people, often but not exclusively sexually.

They tend to prefer providing pleasure over any other act of service including but not limited to: receiving pain, completing tasks, or receiving pleasure.
My pleasure submissive is so greedy, they made me cum four times last night and enjoyed each time as much as I did!
by RedTrashPanda November 13, 2025
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Pwease

A viral meme of JD Vance. It started when Zelensky met with President Trump and VP Vance in the oval office and Zelensky not even saying thank you. This has led to many different alterations of JD forming from it.
VP Vance: “President Zelensky should have said Pwease and Thank You.”
by fwoggy26 January 3, 2026
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Pleasure top

Is the penetrating person, who is more interested in giving sexual pleasure than receiving it.
They may even get sexual pleasure by giving sexual favors instead of receiving them.
Kevin is a real pleasure top. He loves giving me a good time in bed.
by Emdur January 12, 2026
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Myspacesque Pleasure

Noun- The very subtle relief one gets while doing something that they overwhelmingly feel guilty for.

Etymology- That low, dirty feeling you get when you log into MySpace yet again.
So, I was on Facebook because I am a socially inept student, and my curiosity pervaded my veins, and I decided to log into MySpace, to see if anybody paid any attention to me. They didn't. But the Myspacesque pleasure attained made up for it slightly.
by Sturmwerfer May 30, 2009
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Ah prease

by SmartAssIsa November 17, 2010
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Unintentional pleasurement

When you set your phone on or next to your dick or vagina, and somebody starts spamming you causing you to be unintentionally pleasured.
Hey bro what's going on?

I just got unintentional pleasurement!
Sweet !
by aairving April 7, 2015
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