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pleasure-maxing 

A gluttonous behavioral pattern where an individual combines as many forms of pleasure into a single experience, intending to elevate or otherwise positively transform said experience. Notably, this behavior often undermines and distracts from the experience it was supposed to enhance.

Derived from “min-maxing,” a term used to describe using minimal resources to output maximum effect.
“This movie is so good we should get high, eat some food, maybe a couple beers, some candy. That’ll make it so much better!”
“Okay well while you’re pleasure-maxing, I’m just gonna keep watching.”
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mixing business with pleasure 

"Polite" term for accidentally peeing/pooping yourself while receiving a blowjob/handjob.
I always make sure not to eat or drink anything for several hours prior to meeting a new chick, to avoid the risk of mixing business with pleasure.

mixing business with pleasure

Refers to da "stirring in" of a "measure" of apparently-legitimate "triple-D" or "diligent desk-dude" labor --- i.e., "pencil-pusher" activity by a male employee in a corporate-office setting --- to hide his actual purpose for being there --- i.e., being delightfully relieved of da "lead in his pencil" by receiving a handjob and/or blowjob by da company's hot receptionist wif "triple-D" chest-pillowz who's hunkered down underneath da desk of said seemingly-dedicated office-worker, and whose main "business" is delivering said "pleasure".
Seeing how voluptuously-attractive and luscious-lipped a company's front clerk is can indeed be excellent motivation for taking a desk-job there for da opportunity of "mixing business with pleasure", but you would want to make sure dat there is a "modesty panel" built into da front of da desk dat dey give you to work at, so dat said "forbidden pleasures" have a better chance of being concealed from view!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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