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pleasure-maxing 

A gluttonous behavioral pattern where an individual combines as many forms of pleasure into a single experience, intending to elevate or otherwise positively transform said experience. Notably, this behavior often undermines and distracts from the experience it was supposed to enhance.

Derived from “min-maxing,” a term used to describe using minimal resources to output maximum effect.
“This movie is so good we should get high, eat some food, maybe a couple beers, some candy. That’ll make it so much better!”
“Okay well while you’re pleasure-maxing, I’m just gonna keep watching.”
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mixing business with pleasure 

"Polite" term for accidentally peeing/pooping yourself while receiving a blowjob/handjob.
I always make sure not to eat or drink anything for several hours prior to meeting a new chick, to avoid the risk of mixing business with pleasure.

mixing business with pleasure

Refers to da "stirring in" of a "measure" of apparently-legitimate "triple-D" or "diligent desk-dude" labor --- i.e., "pencil-pusher" activity by a male employee in a corporate-office setting --- to hide his actual purpose for being there --- i.e., being delightfully relieved of da "lead in his pencil" by receiving a handjob and/or blowjob by da company's hot receptionist wif "triple-D" chest-pillowz who's hunkered down underneath da desk of said seemingly-dedicated office-worker, and whose main "business" is delivering said "pleasure".
Seeing how voluptuously-attractive and luscious-lipped a company's front clerk is can indeed be excellent motivation for taking a desk-job there for da opportunity of "mixing business with pleasure", but you would want to make sure dat there is a "modesty panel" built into da front of da desk dat dey give you to work at, so dat said "forbidden pleasures" have a better chance of being concealed from view!
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