Flare Job

when one person inhales(through the nose) from another person's nose

i went in for a kiss but she ended up giving me a flare job

by %@(# June 27, 2006

Bloat Job

This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.

Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.

by inkmarqued March 28, 2009

cock job

of or relating to having two penises (cocks) rubbed against one's own cock in order to create a climactic effect.

when three men want to participate in sexual intercourse with one another they may use the cock job for sexual stimulation.

by fredrick von metternich March 14, 2009

Job Blocked

When a Co-worker or boss prevents you from applying Or Blocks you from another job or position, due to being an ass OR not wanting to loose a valued asset. Similar to Cock Blocked but in a work related situation.

Jim in accounting job blocked me for that promotion.

by J.Marinaro May 8, 2013

shoulder job

When a man and 2 women are having sex, the man stands up and with his penis dangling freely. The two women stand side by side with his penis in the middle. Then one woman places her left shoulder on the penis, while the other puts her right shoulder. Then they move back and fourth in a synchronized manor, rubbing the penis.

Dude, yesterday these two girls from work gave me the most dope shoulder job ever, of all time.

by Ol' Saint Richard June 30, 2014

Nut Job

The act of wanking your partner with your ballsack, using only butter as a lubricant.

''Hey dude, Billy gave me a really good Nut Job last night, I think I may be gay''
''What the fuck Richard''

by Captain Noot Noot January 19, 2019

Shorts Job

When a girl rubs her ass all over your cock while wearing shorts, preferably of a soft, pleasurable material, bringing you to orgasm.

She pushed me onto the bed, climbed on top of me and straddled my thighs. She leaned above my head and tied my wrists to the bars of the headboard with a red sash. She pulled down my underwear, revealing my giant, throbbing cock. She was wearing a white sports bra and silky, soft, white shorts. She slid forward along my body, placing her hands on my abdomen and my cock behind her shorts-clad butt. She slid her butt up and down my shaft.

The soft texture of her silky smooth shorts was incredibly stimulating as it slid along my cock. It was too much pleasure for me to handle. Intense pressure rushed through my cock as I sprayed copious amounts of cum, her ass and shorts still sliding up and down my shaft. She gave me an amazing shorts job.

by GirlsTyingUpGuys February 23, 2022