fishing rod

a man penis/dick

a pet names for genitalia

'look at his fishing rod'

by Swanson Johnson January 14, 2005

hairy fish

a false or fictitious event or thing, its existance is as likely as a hairy fish.

good story, but a bit of a hairy fish that one!!!!

by jimmer June 17, 2004

Facility Fishing

Facility Fishing is the act of searching for a restroom. Facility Fishing may be done simply to find a rest room in an unknown location.

However, Facility Fishing is also performed when one seeks to find a rest room that is located off the beaten path where there will be more privacy and likely little to no interuption from others coming in while defecating. This is most often performed in large buildings and locations where there are lots of people.

Leroy was at the convention center and there were hundreds of people at a trade show. He went Facility Fishing to find a bathroom near the loading dock where he was able to take a dump in privacy without a stampede of other people in and out.

by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009

turd fish

human excrement, washed up.
a UK term.

when swimming in Brighton, be careful not to come out of water with a turd fish on your head, blokey!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

jolly fish

The windows phone version of flappy bird, which is 10x harder twice as frustrating, and u play as a huge dumb ass jelly fish tht looks like it could be a breast implant

the underwater equivalent to tht stupid bird

Did u get flappy bird yet?
me: no I have a shitty windows phone they only have jolly fish which is already making me frustrated!! 😒😒

by J-frost February 6, 2014

Batty fish

All people called dave or Ben. Most likely smell like ur dogs breath and can't be asked to do shit

Ur such a batty fish.

by Unit1 May 20, 2020

Fish Water

Water that fish’s fuck in. Fish water, don’t drink it fishes shit in it.

Don’t touch that fish water

by Ramin99 September 22, 2018