critch 

when you accidentally touch knees

critch can also be a game played by 3 or more people it is like tag but you have to touch knees to tag and scream CRITCH

"Hey man watch your knee you just f*cking critched me!!"

"CRITCH" Jennifer Lawrence screamed as she thrust her knee upon Chris Pratt's

critch by hydrathedragon May 23, 2019

Cratch 

Nasty skank ho pussy; bad diseased poontang that is not safe to lick/finger/fuck; Tranny-vag/lady-boy ass that is usually candied up to hide sores; an unwashed and poorly maintained groin area in either male or female prostitutes.

Barb had her gynocologist give her an enema after he told her there was nothing he could do for her skanky-ass cratch.

Cratch by RWKT July 14, 2019

Cratch My Handy 

When you try to insult someone but you cant come up with anything

Yeah well Cratch My Handy!

Cratch My Handy by True_Flame October 13, 2020

CRITCH 

1. Essentially being a mother fucking CHAD!!

2. If you are a trader, investor and do something, well anything fucking CHAD, BALLERIFIC or AMAZING You are Critch

Yo you seen that baller over there that mother fucka so Critch.

CRITCH by hilarious mofoo January 12, 2021

Cretch 

Exist in a place or situation where one is comfortable. or to be in one's natural environment.

Person 1: That worm is cretching so hard rn
Person 2: You are definitely high you should get some sleep

Cretch by Zurfer April 9, 2022

critch 

When something would be a slay if the person slaying was someone else.

“Look at that indie boy with his Louis Vuitton bum bag, that’s so critch.”

“Kanye west is in Melbourne at A1 Bakery, that’s so critch.”

critch by camprocker January 28, 2023