Definitions by RWKT
Cratch
Nasty skank ho pussy; bad diseased poontang that is not safe to lick/finger/fuck; Tranny-vag/lady-boy ass that is usually candied up to hide sores; an unwashed and poorly maintained groin area in either male or female prostitutes.
Barb had her gynocologist give her an enema after he told her there was nothing he could do for her skanky-ass cratch.
fooghip
A hipster who takes his over-sized earlobe-gaugings (a type of ear-piercing) out because of his employer's work-attire regulations, and in doing so is ridiculed because of his saggy,droopy,stretched-out earlobes.