Blowing Ass

Gastro Intestinal Emination that either leaves a distinctive fragrance or humorous reverberation. Also look at fart, dutch oven

After eating beans you will be blowing ass for a while

by Dr. Know It ALL November 30, 2003

ass trumpet

A fart that sounds like #A on a music sheet. They will make you crap your pants if somebody toots one out.

The kid in front of me played his ass trumpet during the test which caused me to shit all over the person behind me.

by Lanosaurus! January 14, 2005

fast ass

someone who gives it up too fast or is easy

that girl is a fast ass

by anynomus person hahaha August 27, 2007

Ass Chin

Having an indented or "cleft" chin that when you stare at carefully enough resembles the human ass.

I could swear Kevin had a piece of toilet paper stuck to his ass chin. Do you think he can really poop from it ?

by Steve the Kevin Hater November 14, 2007

front ass

bulge of fat that hangs over the genitals and is split down the middle to look like an ass.

Oh my god. That dude has front ass hanging over his pants.

by Poor boy from a poor family December 10, 2003

Hard ass

A individual that is very straightforward and serious, and rarely jokes around. Typically used to describe your boss.

Bob: Lets go race each other in golf carts!
Me: Awesome lets go.
Boss: Where the hell you think your going boy, get back to work!
Me: Hard ass....

by Joe momma is my momma April 17, 2009

Chapped Ass

a rawness that forms in between your ass cheeks. rather it be from a hard days work or from not whiping your ass correctly. chapped ass is something that happens to everyone. try jogging for a couple hours, dropping a deuce, and then jogging for two more hours. then you will better understand the extremity of chapped ass.

1. Man, I got horrible case of chapped ass, I think im gonna go home early and sleep it off.

2. Damn dude that guys walking like he just got his fudge packed in. He must have a bad case of chapped ass.

3. You want to go to the beach? I wish I could but my ass is chapped homie.

by James Rich August 31, 2006