Wizzank

In the act of mastubation urine ejaculates from the urethra

Colin was bored so had a wizzank. Piss was everywhere!

by Jeffvancherrywinkle November 4, 2018

Wizard

Wizard of “Oz”, Oz” meaning “ounce”.

What you say on the phone to your paranoid dealer who consumes to much of their own product and therefore believes that their “line is tapped by the feds”, or send in a text message intead of ounce. Of course if their “line was tapped” or “the feds were reading their messages” then “the feds” would deciever the true meaning of “wizard” because they suspected your dealer of dealing, the “the feds” would deciefer the true meaning of “wizard” in all of about 10 seconds.

Hello...yep, so yeah, I wanna get a wizard off you....How much?!...but a henry is only 20!...Hmmf...Ok, I’ll meet you in the car park of Maccie Ds in 10 minutes.

by ZeeBeeBaddG November 18, 2018

wizard wand

A wizard wand is when you take your girls dildo and bust a nut all over it. You then have your girl piss on it to give it some Mello warmth. Then quickly so it doesn’t cool off stick the wand in your girls pussy. ( for special effect stick your dick in her anus to give her the two sticker). They say wizard wands are magical.

Maria and I were role playing last night and I was a warlock so I gave her a wizard wand.

I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.

by I like the thicc Bois January 4, 2019

Wizard

An extremely impressive, entertaining or awesome feat, person, action or event.

Luke gave me some wizard head last night.

by LittleLukey-Poo1 January 10, 2019

Wizard

Ounce (Wizard of Oz)

Alright musher, couldn't sort us a wizard of bud could you?

by Rasklaat Robbie March 6, 2019

Wizzy

(Adjective) Wacko, weird, crazy and busy

Jason: Yo, how was the date last night?
George: It was wizzy, she started meowing.

by Jizgado April 18, 2019

wizzler

A badly organised plane that turned out to be a fizzer

Looks like he’s done a wizzler

by Mick12101992 May 6, 2019