Toaster

Someone you think is hot that you wouldn't fuck and/or go out with.

Person 1:OMG that guy is so hot!!
Person 2:He is but don't do anything with him he's a total toaster.
Person 1:How :(
Person 2:He's soooo thirsty

by Macadamia D. May 4, 2014

toaster

1) noun used in LGBT circles to describe a romantic interest with ambiguous gender identity.
2) someone who presents a quandary, usually romantic

I just can't stop thinking about that mesmerizing toaster.

by olivesmarch4th July 1, 2005

buttered toast

Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because kinda smells like butter.

As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!

by groddie shit June 25, 2007

Otter Toast

Something only a few know of.
if you know you're a lucky one
Unknown to many; meaning is of this special word is a secret to most.
very frusting to people who are unaware of the meaning of this strange word.

yo dude i otter toasted last night.
man, i love otter toasting.
Do you otter toast?

by Otter Toast April 6, 2008

Toaster Strudel

When a guy shits in a Vagina then proceeds to jizz over her vagina. Similar to a hot pocket.

John is giving Cate a toaster strudel right now.

by G,J,E,M,M,N,R,RJ March 12, 2009

Toaster

A fucking ass of a machine that takes too long to cook stuff. DOWN WITH TOASTERS!!!

I think that robot is a toaster

by BloodWarz/TheModernScythe December 8, 2002

toaster-face

An ugly girl that you sleep with that has a head shaped like the common kitchen appliance that toasts bread.

Conor:"I totally slayed a dragon last night."
Erik:"Was she a Toaster-Face?"
Conor:"Yes, without a doubt."

by ExDragaonSlayer October 19, 2006