Angry Dragon

This is a variation on the more well known Angry Dragon (get head, cum, choke her on your dick, then it comes out of her nose). All you have to do, is punch a girl in the face, thus giving her a bloody nose. While blood is spewing from her face, you punch her in the stomach, causing a rapid release of air from her mouth, spraying blood everywhere and resembling a dragon breathing fire. She will be very pissed off, thus the name the 'Angry Dragon." No head is necessary to perform this, although it makes it better, because you get your dick sucked as well.

Kelsey was pissing me off all night, so before I dropped her off, I have her the Angry Dragon.

by HandlessHoudiniFan March 31, 2009

Angry Dragon Beaver

A redheaded bitch that can be a bitch, and always will be a bitch.

Did you see that fire breathing bitch? That was the Angry Dragon Beaver

by Uncle Teddy!! August 4, 2009

angry taco salad

when you fuck a fat mexican women while shes covered in salad dressing

Tom: wheres celena
Jim: I gave her a angry taco salad, so shes cleaning up
Tom: oh ok

by kakaweewee November 9, 2009

Angry and confused

The name given to a father who becomes so confused by the conversation in hand that he frowns and thus becomes angry.

Ahh dad you're getting angry and confused again!

by Penisscrote190 July 19, 2009

angry mayonnaise

When a black guy tries to act white

My black friend is always angry mayonnaise

by Thisguyfr February 3, 2018

angry train wreck

When someone places themselves upon a railroad track and then takes it in the ass, and as the train hits said person, they clench and take the ass fucker for a ride.

"Yo were doing an angry train wreck and John clenched and took my ass for a ride!"

by Jimblo February 16, 2008

punching the angry elf

the act of masturbating.

" Man when i got home last night my girl fell asleep so i ended up punching the angry elf."

by NEM@SER April 22, 2009