3 definitions by HandlessHoudiniFan
This is a variation on the more well known Angry Dragon (get head, cum, choke her on your dick, then it comes out of her nose). All you have to do, is punch a girl in the face, thus giving her a bloody nose. While blood is spewing from her face, you punch her in the stomach, causing a rapid release of air from her mouth, spraying blood everywhere and resembling a dragon breathing fire. She will be very pissed off, thus the name the 'Angry Dragon." No head is necessary to perform this, although it makes it better, because you get your dick sucked as well.
by HandlessHoudiniFan March 31, 2009
When you are performing the batwing," a bull rushes you, and gores you in the testicles. You are left with a large hole in your nut bag.
Jake: "Wow! You have an insane Peruvian Piercing."
Dan: "Yeah, I batwinged when I should have goated..."
Jake: "Ooh, if you batwing when you should goat, youre not gonna have a good time..."
Dan: "Yeah, I batwinged when I should have goated..."
Jake: "Ooh, if you batwing when you should goat, youre not gonna have a good time..."
by HandlessHoudiniFan August 21, 2009
When a guy first blows his load in a girls cooter, then proceeds to take a shit in it. He mixes it all up with his dick, until it is nice and blended.
Guido: "Hey, I heard that Jessica broke up with you"
Ryan: "Yeah, she was really pissed at me after I gave her the finnish fuckshake..."
Guido: "You are a fucking doucher."
Ryan: "Yeah, she was really pissed at me after I gave her the finnish fuckshake..."
Guido: "You are a fucking doucher."
by HandlessHoudiniFan August 21, 2009