Tucson Sausage

When you cut someone's penis off, grind it, form it into sausage links, and then feed it to said person.

Man 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh?
Man 2: No, What happened to him?
Man 1: Lorenzo gave him a Tucson Sausage.

by Will_Robinson2004 January 22, 2024

drop the sausage

Similar to "letting the cat out of the bag" and "spilling the beans"

Maria, dont drop the sausage about the new movie

by MelMax6 April 22, 2018

sausage pocket

foreskin

my sausage pocket smells

by asdfghfjfjfklslnmdm April 23, 2020

Sausage fart

When a guy farts with his penis

Someone sausage farted whilst having sex

by Jfjfjdjdjssuhe March 6, 2017

Sausages and Brown Sauce

Also, Sausages In Brown Sauce.

Anal Sex

Hi. My name is Erik. I am the Phantom of the Opera House. I like my Sausages and Brown Sauce.

by JohnXXIV November 3, 2010

Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024

Sausage

1. a cylindrical length of minced and seasoned pork, beef, or other meat encased in a skin, typically sold raw to be grilled, boiled, or fried before eating.
2. The thing that young kids (5-11) laugh at
3. the things idiots laugh at (13-35)

dad: I'm going to go put some sausage on my grill
7 year old son: hahahahaha you said SAUSAGE
dad: i love sausage! got a problem?
19 year old son: whoa there dad, you don't know what that means
dad: it's meat! what is wrong with my meat!?
19 year old son: dad I...don't think you know what you're saying
7 year old son: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha YOURE KILLING ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SAUSAGE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SAUSAGE AHAHAHAHAHAA
13 year old daughter: you're all idiots.

by Rilz3 March 6, 2016