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Tetris Pimp

1. Someone who has mastered the art of playing Tetris and has their name at the top of the list.
2. Someone, usually a man who knows the arts and positions of the female body like a pro for sexual pleasure.
3. A male or female whose masturbation technique has been perfected by the hand-eye coordination of playing a lot of Tetris.
4. A person who works at a supermarket bagging groceries.
At a twelve step program, I admitted to being a Tetris Pimp up to three times a day while wearing a carpal tunnel brace.
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
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Cyber Pimp

A person who gets many bitches online to send him naked pictures of them, but when the cyber pimp meets with them in real life, the bitches gets disgusted.
Person 1: damn Fregs look at the picture she send you, her tits are perfect. You're such a cyberpimp, try to get her in bed with you.
Cyber Pimp: yea i tried but when i meet with her at the hotel, she told me that i smell bad and then left.
by flugert December 8, 2009
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Paki Pimp Slap

V. When you kiss your hand and slap someone in the face, thus conveying the kiss through physical pain.
GUY1: Peter was dared to kiss Adam, so he Paki Pimp Slapped him!
GUY2: Everybody hates Adam, what a shame
by soodisannoying July 29, 2011
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Super Pimp

The coolest, most fly pimp of them all!
Jeff Marjama is a Super Pimp!
by Jeff Marjama June 30, 2003
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Overseas Pimp'n

When an American goes to a foreign country, usually in Asia, and uses his/her fly abilities to attain sex from every person he/she desires
Ryan: Yo Anh still in Vietnam?
Nic: Hell yeah hes been overseas pimp'n for months!
Ryan: Damn so lucky
by V Priest July 7, 2010
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Green Pimp

urban street hustler; slinger of things green, i.e. money, marijuana, environment, ladies
I got a fat hook from my green pimp.
by Bubba Kush April 22, 2006
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playground pimp

1. A very young male who attracts many young females. Used a somewhat of a compliment.

2. An older male who exclusively dates girls that are too young to be dating. Basically used to refer to somone as a sicko pedophile loser who can't land girls his own age.
1. "Damn, little Jimmy gets all the fine bitches. He's a playground pimp"

2. "Did you see the 12 year old Dave brought to the party? That mother fucker is a playground pimp."
by candyskull May 1, 2009
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