Palmer'd

to become extremely intoxicated with alcohol, often involving loss of control over behavior, speech, and movement.

Named after the notorious Palmer's Bar in Minneapolis, infamous for its strong drinks.

Hey, you wanna go get Palmer'd tonight?

I missed my flight this morning because Amy and I got Palmer'd last night.

by Chiggers Dudley August 13, 2011

Palmer nelson

It relates with the full nelson. This is given by the leader of the pack or the bear. To lock your hands together behind someone's head while reaching from underneath the pits.

"She is so simple" Drunk guy One
"I bet you cant put her in a nelson tonight" Drunk guy Two
"The Palmer Nelson?" Drunk guy One.
"Yeaa..." Drunk guy Two
"Oh, that's a bet"

by The Smashcastle October 30, 2011

palm a spider

to grab or holds on to eight dicks at once.

i once knew a guy who could palm a spider.

by fluffyprime September 10, 2012

Palm Bump

An advanced technique for publicly snorting cocaine without drawing attention. Cocaine is discreetly poured into the slightly cupped palm of choice and brought upwards across the face. Accurate palm position, fluidity of movement and well timed inhalation are necessary for proper execution. Onlookers will disregard the gesture due to perceptual blindness.

WARNING: This is an advanced technique due to the necessitated precision and high risk of smearing cocaine across the face.

Old Uncle Ronnie's party hardened white stache camouflages and stores the common aftermath of an arthritic palm bump.

by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014

pallucinate

(v.t./v.i.) To believe wrongly that someone is a friend; to trust unwisely. EXAMPLE: "I thought I could count on Bob, but it seems I was just pallucinating."

"I think I can count on someone's support, but it usuallu turns out that I pallucinate."

by Robot Petrock August 10, 2015

palvisha

Gorgeous, Beautiful, Kind-hearted, amazing friend with a perfect personality

Oh my god!! Is that Palvisha?

Who?
You know, Palvisha...the gorgeous, beautiful, kind-hearted, and amazing friend.
Ohhh, that's her??????

by Beautifulirina October 13, 2016

Palped

To be caused harm, serious injury or death in a fashion resembling the characteristic evil wielded by Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire.

Mace Windu was totally Palped by the Emperor’s force lightening. Did you see where he landed?

by TheRockDoddy October 3, 2016