i like you 

aye noah if you see this, i think i like you <3

i like you but im scared to dm you

i like you by realassbeach October 26, 2019

Sounds like my first time 

An even more versatile version of "That's what she said". Used to draw attention to a non-sexual phrase that could be interpreted sexually. Can be used by both males and females to refer to a variety of situations.

"Man, I don't think it'll fit in there."
"Sounds like my first time."

"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"

"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"

"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."

Sounds like my first time by Pandos February 12, 2013

I Don't Know, Man, It's Just Like...I Don't Know, Ya Know? 

The perfect thing to say when you haven't been listening to a conversation that you started. This works for an answer to virtually any question. Perfect for answering if you can't hear the speaker in a crowded, loud room.

Friend: "So how've you been lately? Any better?"
You: "WHAT?"
Friend: "I said, HOW'VE YOU BEEN?"
You: (panicking) "Oh, uh...I don't know, man, it's just like...I don't know, ya know?"
Friend: "Yeah, totally."

I Don't Know, Man, It's Just Like...I Don't Know, Ya Know? by BFFLUWDTWBBFFLIHOTOP February 23, 2010

I'd Like to solve the puzzle 

A famous line from the hit show Wheel of Fortune and South Park.

Randy: I'd like to solve the puzzle

Pat Sajak: Go ahead Mr. Marsh

Randy: NIGGERS

I'd Like to solve the puzzle by Dumb ass from Michigan January 8, 2022

livin' like larry

The most intense thing a human can do with it's life if you dare so try this life style you may be severely hurt, there is a high chance of death so do as you risk

Jared: yeah I'm gonna start Livin' like larry

Austin: (has instant respect for Jared)

Jeff: (starts planing Jared's funeral)

livin' like larry by Derp Hat July 1, 2018

chillin like a bird in the road 

same as the original chillin like a bird, to act more ill than possible by any normal person

did you see that gangster, he was chillin like a bird in the road

chillin like a bird in the road by j-rob mad fresh April 25, 2010

Make like a tree 

to leave. A pun on the word leaf . make like a tree- trees make leafs.

Biff- You should make like a tree and get out of here.
John- Its make like a tree and leave. youre spoiling the joke!

Make like a tree by SwaPra April 1, 2017