John Kerry 

Truly great American. He fought for our country in the Vietnam War, and then, in 2004, fought for our country against the Sinister Monkey.

There is no excuse for America's not electing John Kerry as President. Absolutely none at all.

John Kerry by Ophelia Desdemona February 11, 2007

John Wall Dance 

Dance made famous by University of Kentucky basketball player John Wall. When introduced at Big Blue Madness 2009, he indulged in the cheers by doing a simple dance where he flexed his arm to the left, then to the right all with one hand.

Me: yo. wanna know what gets the girls?
Friend: what?
Me: the john wall dance!
Friend: The one where you flex your arms left and right?
Me: You got it!

John Wall Dance by HitStick93 March 1, 2010

John Milestone 

A man from county Durham. He is famous for playing cornet and trumpet as well as singing and dancing as well as performing artistically. Friend of Cotgrave's fiance's brother.

"So that John Milestone, is he avalable?"

John Milestone by Doodles March 22, 2005

john prescott 

Rotund New labour minister. Known for driving 2 jaguars (sometimes at the same time) and punching people.

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John Walters 

The United States "Drug Czar" since December 7, 2001. He makes giant douche bags look cool. Known for the most idiotic quotes in the history of the world part one. Avid marijuana hater, calls marijuana growers, "violent criminal terrorists." Fat white man with gray hair and generally looks like a republican's wet dream. The kind of guy who would remind the teacher that she forgot to give a quiz today.

John Walters: "These aren't Cheech and Chong plants"
John Walters:"People who farm now are not doing this for laughs, despite the fact Hollywood still thinks that. They're doing it to make a lot of money."
John Walters(assumed):"Reefer Madness is the most accurate and up to date film on the effects and aftermath of the consumption of marijuana and the smoking of marijuana cigarettes, reefers."

John Walters by John Walters Sucks My Balls October 3, 2008

John Bob 

John Bob is a rather childish word to describe ones penis cock knob dick wully bellend wang bob

For example a mother would say to her young son who is sitting watching family time TV and playing with his extra bits (innocently) 'Berty ! leave your John Bob alone!'

John Bob by Shirlzknight January 20, 2015

John Laurens 

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