poo job

When you're on the loo doing a poo and your partner gives you a blow job
"Hey baby, nothin' good to read in here, you busy?"

"It's a dirty poo job, but somebody's gotta do it"
by LKHall March 26, 2010
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cock job

of or relating to having two penises (cocks) rubbed against one's own cock in order to create a climactic effect.
when three men want to participate in sexual intercourse with one another they may use the cock job for sexual stimulation.
by fredrick von metternich March 14, 2009
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shoulder job

When a man and 2 women are having sex, the man stands up and with his penis dangling freely. The two women stand side by side with his penis in the middle. Then one woman places her left shoulder on the penis, while the other puts her right shoulder. Then they move back and fourth in a synchronized manor, rubbing the penis.
Dude, yesterday these two girls from work gave me the most dope shoulder job ever, of all time.
by Ol' Saint Richard July 01, 2014
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Semi Job

When a guy has to jack off because the

girl doesn't want to suck his dick or

give him a hand job and she will only

swallow his cum after he's done
Guy- Hey babe will you give me a blow job

Girl- No, how about a semi job
by Chikis777 May 11, 2009
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thrival job

The job that helps one "thrive" while being an artist.

In her vlog "Helenna's Tinseltown Tuesdays," Helenna Santos explains that actors/musicians/writers/artists etc... usually need a

"survival" job to bring in money while they are working on their craft, but Helenna finds the world "survive" to be negative. Because her waitressing job is what allows her to keep pursuing acting, she says that it's the job that helps her "thrive" as an artist. Hence, "thrival" job.
going to work as a waitress which is your "thrival job" to pay the bills so that you can take an acting class
by jolly tanna July 15, 2010
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Flare Job

when one person inhales(through the nose) from another person's nose
i went in for a kiss but she ended up giving me a flare job
by %@(# June 18, 2006
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Shorts Job

When a girl rubs her ass all over your cock while wearing shorts, preferably of a soft, pleasurable material, bringing you to orgasm.
She pushed me onto the bed, climbed on top of me and straddled my thighs. She leaned above my head and tied my wrists to the bars of the headboard with a red sash. She pulled down my underwear, revealing my giant, throbbing cock. She was wearing a white sports bra and silky, soft, white shorts. She slid forward along my body, placing her hands on my abdomen and my cock behind her shorts-clad butt. She slid her butt up and down my shaft.

The soft texture of her silky smooth shorts was incredibly stimulating as it slid along my cock. It was too much pleasure for me to handle. Intense pressure rushed through my cock as I sprayed copious amounts of cum, her ass and shorts still sliding up and down my shaft. She gave me an amazing shorts job.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys February 23, 2022
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