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Shorts Job

When a girl rubs her ass all over your cock while wearing shorts, preferably of a soft, pleasurable material, bringing you to orgasm.
She pushed me onto the bed, climbed on top of me and straddled my thighs. She leaned above my head and tied my wrists to the bars of the headboard with a red sash. She pulled down my underwear, revealing my giant, throbbing cock. She was wearing a white sports bra and silky, soft, white shorts. She slid forward along my body, placing her hands on my abdomen and my cock behind her shorts-clad butt. She slid her butt up and down my shaft.

The soft texture of her silky smooth shorts was incredibly stimulating as it slid along my cock. It was too much pleasure for me to handle. Intense pressure rushed through my cock as I sprayed copious amounts of cum, her ass and shorts still sliding up and down my shaft. She gave me an amazing shorts job.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys February 23, 2022
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Nut Job

The act of wanking your partner with your ballsack, using only butter as a lubricant.
''Hey dude, Billy gave me a really good Nut Job last night, I think I may be gay''
''What the fuck Richard''
by Captain Noot Noot January 19, 2019
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thrival job

The job that helps one "thrive" while being an artist.

In her vlog "Helenna's Tinseltown Tuesdays," Helenna Santos explains that actors/musicians/writers/artists etc... usually need a

"survival" job to bring in money while they are working on their craft, but Helenna finds the world "survive" to be negative. Because her waitressing job is what allows her to keep pursuing acting, she says that it's the job that helps her "thrive" as an artist. Hence, "thrival" job.
going to work as a waitress which is your "thrival job" to pay the bills so that you can take an acting class
by jolly tanna July 14, 2010
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Job Blocked

When a Co-worker or boss prevents you from applying Or Blocks you from another job or position, due to being an ass OR not wanting to loose a valued asset. Similar to Cock Blocked but in a work related situation.
Jim in accounting job blocked me for that promotion.
by J.Marinaro May 8, 2013
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cock job

of or relating to having two penises (cocks) rubbed against one's own cock in order to create a climactic effect.
when three men want to participate in sexual intercourse with one another they may use the cock job for sexual stimulation.
by fredrick von metternich March 14, 2009
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Wan Job

Having your pinky finger sucked on by a girl or guy. It can be any finger, but the pinky is the official finger for receiving a legit Wan Job. The pinky (or finger you use) is also preferred to be previously broken, or currently broken.
Chrisman: Did you get a Wan Job from her?

Chuckman: Yaaaaa.

Chrisman: How was it?

Chuckman: Awesome...

Chrisman: Was it the broken one?

Chuckman: You know it.

Chrisman: Nice work.
by The ChuckMan26 April 12, 2010
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Flare Job

when one person inhales(through the nose) from another person's nose
i went in for a kiss but she ended up giving me a flare job
by %@(# June 27, 2006
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