James Buchanan 

The worst American President ever, serving from 1857-1861, and that's saying something when you have George W. Bush, Warren G. Harding and Franklin Pierce. Seven states succeeded from the Union under his Presidency. His excuse for inaction was: I do not have the constitutional authority to do anything.

(1860 Boston)

Niall: Seamus, did ya hear that South Carolina has left the Union?

Seamus: Aye, tis a major problem, what is James Buchanan doing about it?

Niall: He says he doesn't have the constitutional authority to send troops!

Seamus: Boy, that Buchanan is really fucking up!

James Buchanan by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 4, 2010

James Franco 

The re-encarnation of James Dean. God 'accidentally' killed James Dean when he was 24 in a car crash and felt guilty for keeping James Dean to Himself in Heaven. So, in effort to mend things in the human world he created James Franco, a man with similar looks and equal if not greater talent. God realized that He couldn't name the new James Dean the same name because it would be too suspicious. The angels submitted him into the Witness Protection Programme and gave him the new last name of 'Franco'

James Franco looks like James Dean... so maybe it IS James Dean... oh wait... it can't be... they have different last names.

James Franco by Lois J Lane February 24, 2011

James Bondage 

To be a suave, attractive character like "James Bond" though with a kinky side during foreplay.

Some fiend on Counter Strike:Source that joins servers and pwns noobs and disappears just as quickly as he came in.

A "James Bondage" person gets a girl a few drinks, thus lowering her whole side of judgement and seducing her into a state of relaxation while ending up raping her to a full bondage limit.

James Bondage by EliteAss August 30, 2006

James Woods 

One of the most underrated, underappreciated actors in the history of American cinema, as proven by the fact that he has but this one defenition. A remarkable performer with an extraordinarily diverse range in acting talent.

What a compelling performance! You just pulled a James Woods...

James Woods by Reina2987 December 13, 2004

James the Nigga hatin' dolphin 

Alias of former tv star Flipper the dolphin. On Chappelle's Show, he was put into the community pool to scare off all the black folks because he hates them.

Man 1: Holy shit its James the Nigga hatin' dolphin.

White Man: They called him Flipper, Flipper, faster than white lightening.

James the Nigga hatin' dolphin by mistahtom June 28, 2006

James Randi 

AKA The Amazing Randi, one of the most renowned magicians and escapologists of the 20th Century. He's broken Harry Houdini's record of 1 hour and 31 minutes being sealed into casket. Randi was able to perform the feat in 1 hour and 44 minutes. Also, he was able to break another world record by being enclosed in a block of ice for 55 minutes.

Former host of the Amazing Randi Show

Once performed with Alice Cooper, during the early 70s (73-74).

Made frequent appearances on Wonderama and the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, one of his most memorable moments came when he (and Carson) exposed the famous (self-proclaimed) psychic, Uri Gellar as a fraud on live television, after a spoon-bending test. Though, he claimed Gellar was fraud years before the appearance.

He currently has a $1 million dollar challenge to anyone who can demonstrate or perform a supernatural ability under scientific testing or scrutiny.

James Randi appeared on The Happy Days in 1978 in the episode, The Magic Show.

James Randi by moribonzojori May 14, 2009

james lafferty 

The hottest, sexiest tv actor!! Girls everywhere are jealous that Bethany Joy Lenz gets to make out with this sexy guy all the time!! Nickname; Baby James!

Look at that guy, he's James Lafferty sexy!!

james lafferty by xoheartinohioxo August 8, 2006