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hairy fish

a false or fictitious event or thing, its existance is as likely as a hairy fish.
good story, but a bit of a hairy fish that one!!!!
by jimmer June 17, 2004
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fishing rod

'look at his fishing rod'
by Swanson Johnson January 14, 2005
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Facility Fishing

Facility Fishing is the act of searching for a restroom. Facility Fishing may be done simply to find a rest room in an unknown location.

However, Facility Fishing is also performed when one seeks to find a rest room that is located off the beaten path where there will be more privacy and likely little to no interuption from others coming in while defecating. This is most often performed in large buildings and locations where there are lots of people.
Leroy was at the convention center and there were hundreds of people at a trade show. He went Facility Fishing to find a bathroom near the loading dock where he was able to take a dump in privacy without a stampede of other people in and out.
by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
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turd fish

when swimming in Brighton, be careful not to come out of water with a turd fish on your head, blokey!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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Night Fishing

Two men having gay sex in a tent, using the term we are going night fishing as a disguise for their blatant homosexual activities.
Perry and Aaron said they were going night fishing for carp, but really they were just fucking in their fishing tents.

Perry : "Aaron, would you like to come night fishing?"

Aaron " Oh yes."
Later that night they were caught in the act by the bayliff.
by notamidnightangler April 1, 2017
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Fish-Hooked

When you’re banging a girl from behind, and then you reach around to her face and hook her in the mouth with your finger.
“I fish-hooked this Bitch last night.”
by Poplockin June 15, 2018
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Baby fishing

Baby fishing occurs , when a woman is on her period. During this time, she goes to the bathroom, and takes a massive shit, which clogs the toilet and her period coloured urine will be mixed with toilet water, thus creating the “pond”. After this, a man goes to the same toilet and puts his penis in the “pond”. This is called baby fishing.
Person A to person B: What’ are you doing this weekend?
Person B: My girfriend is on her period, so I tought I’d do some baby fishing. Wanna come?
Person A: yeah, sure! We should also bring beer!
by MeisterXmeisteR October 6, 2021
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