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Come guaguas

(Spanish for "baby eater")

Chilean term used mostly during the Pinochet regime to mock communists in the joking belief that they ate babies
-Did you hear of the protest going out right now in the city?

-Yea, but it's just full of come guaguas doing their thing
by PorotoConRienda December 11, 2022
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Come ass you are

What a hot-in-da-crotch stud tells a hot chick whom he's inviting over to his residence for a wildly good time --- i.e., "your warm velvety squeezable posterior will be just as delightful to me regardless of what you're wearing; besides, any garments are gonna be coming off just as soon as you arrive here, anyway, and so it really doesn't matter what you have on at da moment, anyway." :P
Telling a gal to "come ass you are" may indeed put her at ease as far as wardrobe concerns, but it could also give her second thoughts about whether she wants to show up in da first place, since "jumping straight to fourth base" --- i.e., merely having you immediately rip off all her clothes and take a flying leap into bed with her --- might not be what she'd originally had in mind for said visit.
by QuacksO December 29, 2022
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Comedian

A person who tells lots of jokes.
Can either be good or bad.
...or straight up too far.
Person 1: I'm a Comedian.
Person 2: You are?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: oh, ok.
(Average conversation.)
by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023
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come steppin

When SHTF and people come to your location and steal, rob or kill you, take your food, shelter, bartering supplies, clothing, survival equipment: Someone come steppin/ steppen you.
by Hopeful Disaster February 5, 2023
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come mierda

A person who behaves and/or does what the class above them does and restrains from doing things that the class below would do.
Person 1- I only eat ice cream from Ben & Jerry's.
Person 2 Wow, what a shit eater(come mierda) you are.
by VJSR February 25, 2023
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Comefused

1. When you've been fucing multiple dudes and now you're COMEFUSED about who the baby daddy is.

2. When two or more times are bonded together by male ejaculate
1.Karen: Gaby i've been sleeping with Michael, Tim, and Jon +more, and now I dont know whos the father to this baby.

Gaby: Damn bitch, you're COMEFUSED.

2. The lego pieces were not glued together they were COMEFUSED.
by anonymous March 1, 2023
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COMEFUSED

1. when you've been sleeping with multiple dudes and you don't know who the baby daddy is.

2. when two or more objects are bonded by male ejaculate

3. when you're asked a question right after organum, and you make no logical sense
1. Sol: I've been sleeping with Michael, Richard, Nate, Tim + more, and now I don't know who the father to this baby is..
Gaby: Damn bitch you're, COMEFUSED.

2. The Lego block were not glued together, they were COMEFUSED.
by MikeDaAnt March 1, 2023
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