Afternoonal

When a person's activity and awareness is often at a peek during the middle of the day.

I can't ever seem to wake up early in the morning, I must be afternoonal

by Sasko40 November 6, 2011

After Christmas Effect

The few days after Christmas in which one of your relatives or friends realizes they forgot your gifts. They then go to your house to drop them off. Thus causing the After Christmas Effect.

My Grandma just came over with an After Christmas Effect. She forgot our presents again... This happens every year.

by Katie Marie Bell January 7, 2012

Afterbanged

When you fuck the shit outta a bitch, then when you got a limp dick, you fuck her again.

dude i came so hard, then i afterbanged that bitch.

by themothafuckawitdacucka July 28, 2012

Aftervism

VERB: A form of social activism that occurs after a major political or social issue has been resolved or decisive action has been taken to bring the issue to resolution.

NOUN: 1)Marketing campaign focusing on a resolved issue or an issue in which government, independent aid organizations, and individuals have already accomplished most of what is necessary to resolve the issue.

The Kony 2012 campaign is an example of aftervism, as the United States government took action in 2010 to assist Uganda in the search for and capture of Kony and the International Criminal Court took action in 2005 to indict him for war crimes. His "reign of terror" has been over for some time, his power has been diminished, and he is on the run as a wanted war criminal being hunted by the US. The viral campaign has mostly raised awareness of an issue that has been nearly resolved, is over 20 years old, and mainly focused on selling bracelets and hanging posters. In this way the activists involved accomplish little, and have no noticeable impact on the issue beyond what has already been done.

by Jistein July 29, 2012

afthavithm

(not to be confused with atavism): a horrible spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork related products (said overconsumption of pork is strictly defined between said individual and G-d).

N.B: Left untreated, this disease, inevitably, will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular fission, disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.

son: is it possible for Jews and Muslims to be Excommunicated from their religious communities?

father: No, not physically, but spiritually yes, if they suffer from afthavithm and their condition is left untreated.

by Sexydimma January 23, 2013

afterboob

The grasping of a woman's breast as an afterthought to incidental contact.

Bengimina got afterboob in the backseat of the car.

by Tbone680 September 1, 2013

afthavithm

(not to be confused with, but still pronounced atavism): a spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork related products.

N.B: Left untreated, this disease will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.

son: if Jews and Muslims can't be Excommunicated from their religious communities, what happens to them afterwards?

father: spiritually they suffer from afthavithm; their condition is left untreated and their soul dies over time.

by Sexydimma September 8, 2013