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Join Jerk January

also see No Nut November and Destroy Dick December and No Finger February. when you and the boys have to get together for a circle jerk during january.
Big D: yo you want to come to my place for Join Jerk January?
Lil D: nah man i've got plans with gary.
by BeeNumber69 November 2, 2021
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Dyke Jerk

When a man puts his penis in a first woman's rectum and a second woman fists fucks the first woman in her vagina, stimulating the man to orgasm through the vaginal/colon wall without the man thrusting his penis while the penis is in the first woman's rectum; it's like a hand job, but without actual contact between the hand and penis. Also, the first woman is both penilely ass fucked and vaginally fist fucked at the same time, a more extreme version of a double penetration.
"Man, I was watchin' this two-hooker donkey show in TJ, and the mule was fuckin' the one hooker's ass, and then the other hooker gave the donkey a dyke jerk, felched the cum out of the first hooker's ass, and the hookers snowballed the mule's 'payload' back-and-forth before spittin' it in each other's faces - 'it was fun; I had a fun time ...!'"
by jrdl718 August 31, 2013
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Circle Jerk

A sexual act when a group of men ejaculate and start masturbating in a circle.
Man, that was an awesome circle jerk last night. We should totally do it again someday!
by cobracrazy487 January 24, 2025
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Jerk Jousting

Jerk jousting is when you and a friend with a penis take off all your clothes and get an erection and run at each other until your penis' clash.
Hey Jerry, want to go jerk jousting with me?
by MrSyde December 18, 2019
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Tear jerk

I went to go tear jerk because Sarah wouldn't hold hands.
by Banana12Child December 9, 2019
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depressing jerk

by bacon1478 April 24, 2024
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The Squirt and Jerk

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate
I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work
by rodwave's left cheek January 10, 2025
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