Does a brown bear shit in the woods? 

a more vulgar way to say "Does a chicken have lips?". A sarcastic way to answer a question with a question. You could say "Does a brown bear crap in the woods?" instead. Either way, the other person is supposed to say "yes".

Ricky: Was that Economics 200 exam difficult?

George: Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

Does a brown bear shit in the woods? by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008

Woodsian 

A screw up of epic proportions, likely to cause misery in one's life and not soon to be forgotten.

"Man, my wife found my stash of midget porn...there had to be 100 films hidden in my trunk."

"Wow...that's down right Woodsian."

Or:

"I'm in it deep...I was humping my wife and called out her twin's name...we're talking Woodsian trouble, dude."

Woodsian by LickYourLaugh December 10, 2009

Word Balancing

A useful heuristic for ascertaining proper pronunciation in anglo-germanic languages. A good correction algorithm for latinate words.

"Triple" in English, a common latinate word with a familiar pronunciation. Word Balancing can help to ascertain the pronunciation of the word's Belgian variant, "Trippel."

Note that "Triple" has 3 letters in each syllable, and that in English, the stress is on the first syllable.

Note that in the Belgian equivalent, an extra "p" shifts the center of gravity of the word to the right.

This is the simplest case of word-balancing - known as the "contratextual moment" principle (similar in concept to changing moments of inertia in physics). It tells you that, in this case, a stress should be placed on the second syllable: triPPEL.

Word Balancing by v14B+ September 22, 2010

woodsing 

To cheat on one's wife, a la Tiger Woods.

When Jim met Bethany, he knew that he would soon be Woodsing on his wife.

woodsing by Wordsmith46580 May 13, 2012

word-warrior 

A person who has complete mastery over words and their use, leading to effective expression.

That guy is has a vast vocabulary and is very articulate, words are weapons to him ...he's definitely a word-warrior.

word-warrior by Word Warriors Rule November 26, 2013

Word: P. A. M... 

Word: P. A. M... that's an acronym for bad karma resulting from cheating, and getting divorced to wake up one day realizing a barfly, skank hoe (now third wife on fifth + husband) is a bigger bitch (with more bullshit) than the ex. And that said whore-turned-wife is a money-grubbiing narcissistic sociopath that barks orders while glued to a cell phone.. And that the ex got virtually everything with lifetime payola for Tinder-fished, hillbilly Word: P. A. M... that's karma.

"Karma has a name, Word: P. A. M... ," he said when seeing..yikes. fucked-sIx-ways-to Sunday by ditchin' family marrying hoe, retread, bottom-feeder Word: P. A. M...

Word: P. A. M is defined as another name for retribution caused by bad choices that hurt others.

Word: P. A. M... by blossombaby December 2, 2021

Word 

A boring piece of letters stuck together.

That word is so boring.

Word by platypusthegod March 3, 2023